Ding Dong Donald: Quick Limerick

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Foresee Two-Naught-Two-Five’s redux fat-cat
Fascist Trump, trumps the Dems’ term two “at bat”
He’ll co-opt Liberty Bell
Loudly toll Libs’ death knell
We the People JUST won’t live like THAT!

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Contraction: Quick Limerick

Elision

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Each head up rump Trumper, lays down F’d up law
That stinks up Creation and sticks in our craw
His enthroned malefaction
(akin to colon’s contraction):
Spelled out that’s F’law F’law F’law; F’law F’law F’law F’law

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Alternate Line 5:
Straight poop; that’s F’law F’law F’law; F’law F’law F’law F’law

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Evaluation of Vlad (Quick Limerick)

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Mental illness can be so subliminal
Heads of State shun Headshrinkers’ regiminal
For instance, Vlad’s addled brain
Drives him to ravage Ukraine
Join the ranks of rank, savage War Criminal

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YELL, “No t(h)anks!” (Quick Limerick)

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YELL, “No t(h)anks!”

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In role of “Da Prez” Putz was NOT worth his salt
His race for term 2 must grind down to dead halt
If voters don’t yell. “NO THANKS!”
He’ll hoist up Hell! Roll out tanks!
To mash masses’ atoms into the asphalt!

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Sickening Quickening: Quick Limerick

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Fascists’ life cycle / lifestyle; one fast fact
How they gestate (sans iota of tact)
To pop / poop out their species,
Involves shedloads of feces,
Their Birth Canal; the Intestinal Tract

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Russia’s Endgame? (Quick Limerick)

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Putin’s Achilles’ Heel: hubris and hate
Zelenskyy’s Spine: grit, integrity; great
Ze’s* 4-Dimensional Chess
Checks Madimir’s* Checkers mess
Russia’s Endgame? Mushroom Clouded Checkmate?

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* “official” nicknames of hero Zelenskyy and zero Putin

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Ukraine Diplomacy? ~ Quick Limerick

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To weigh ones words with skills of diplomat?
(No willful ill-will to jazz singer hepcat)
“HEY Putin! BUG-OUT posthaste!”
“You’re intestinal waste!”
Be it verb or noun, word, here, is “SCAT!”

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Etymology:

scat 1 |skat|
verb (scats, scatting, scatted) [no object] informal
go away; leave: Scat! Leave me alone.
ORIGIN
mid 19th century: perhaps an abbreviation of scatter, or perhaps from the sound of a hiss (used to drive an animal away) + -cat.


scat 2 |skat| (also scat singing)
noun
improvised jazz singing in which the voice is used in imitation of an instrument.
verb (scats, scatting, scatted) [no object]
sing using the voice in imitation of an instrument.
ORIGIN
1920s: probably imitative.


scat 3 |skat|
noun
droppings, especially those of carnivorous mammals.
ORIGIN
1950s: from Greek skōr, skat- ‘dung’; compare with scatology.

Oxford American Writer’s Dictionary / Thesaurus

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Ukraine Soldiers On ~ Quick Limerick

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Ukraine’s civilians, with pluck and aplomb
Defy invader Vlad: despot / dim / dom
They demonstrate untold grit
From that A-hole, take no S#!+
Their verbal volleys oft laced with F-bomb

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Vlad Needs a Nappy ~ Quick Limerick

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With each Doomsday Clock’s tick, Vlad grows madder
He woos World War III, there’s NOTHING sadder
His territorial pissing
Within Ukraine is not missing
Who’ll nappy Vlad, who can’t rule his own bladder?

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2-22-22 @ 2:22:22 ~ Quick Limerick

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To say the least… this post’s entire point is its 2-22-22 2:22 p.m. (EST) WP Timestamp.

To say the most… obviously, I haven’t been getting around that much, for I’ve not had this much “fun” since…

1-11-11 @ 1:11:11 p.m.

Uh, as an afterthought… I’ve composed the following lame limerick, too…

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I really need to find more stuff to do
‘Cause today’s limerick message to you
Is calendars’ year, month and day
And the three clock hands all say
That the 10 digits all boil down to “2”

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