Ding Dong Donald: Quick Limerick

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Foresee Two-Naught-Two-Five’s redux fat-cat
Fascist Trump, trumps the Dems’ term two “at bat”
He’ll co-opt Liberty Bell
Loudly toll Libs’ death knell
We the People JUST won’t live like THAT!

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K.I.S.S. It ‘n’ Make It Better?

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Watched a Grammarly advert
Vowing to decrease verbosity
Of each and everyone’s writing
Run Time: Nigh on 2 minutes!

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Keep It Short and Sweet, HUH?
I can best and bust Grammarly!
My vers libre word count is 44!
With Read Time: Under 15 secs!

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Contraction: Quick Limerick

Elision

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Each head up rump Trumper, lays down F’d up law
That stinks up Creation and sticks in our craw
His enthroned malefaction
(akin to colon’s contraction):
Spelled out that’s F’law F’law F’law; F’law F’law F’law F’law

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Alternate Line 5:
Straight poop; that’s F’law F’law F’law; F’law F’law F’law F’law

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On the qui vive ~ Haiku

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Ponder the posers;
potentates “omnipotent”
deep down impotent

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Forgive my recycled abridgment of yesterday’s post. But, in my defense this is a defining, do or die moment in the history of humankind; even the lexicographers’ anxiety is bleeding into their work; in other words / their own words…

“on the alert or lookout: duty requires the earnest liberal to spend most of his time on the qui vive for fascism!”

Verbatim definition / usage of qui vive in a sentence
all courtesy of the New Oxford American Dictionary
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Corona V & the Variants’ World Tour

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Recall Corona V & the Variants
The combo still storming the world stage
Damn! What a “killer” moniker!
For this is not a to sneeze at phenom / rage

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The novel super group
With bat-crap crazy, super-spreading fame
Going viral via word(s) of mouth
Be unmasked fan or foe unvaxxed or vaxxed

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The rampaging, to die for group
Presenting infectious new material
Preferably at SRO enclosed venues
“Playing” for keeps till death do goers part

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Recall this combo’s brain fogged following, too
Cultists heavily under the in-FLU-ence
Of hackneyed media hype ’n’ tripe
Routinely hacked up by publicist mercenaries

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Evaluation of Vlad (Quick Limerick)

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Mental illness can be so subliminal
Heads of State shun Headshrinkers’ regiminal
For instance, Vlad’s addled brain
Drives him to ravage Ukraine
Join the ranks of rank, savage War Criminal

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The Beacon Beckons

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Star light, star bright, of the night
Light years distant, that ain’t slight
Can’t help but wonder if it might
Possess a planet that’s just right

To become a prison locked up tight
To lodge a madman who’s a fright
To end his pointless warfare’s fight
To mend his horrors hardship blight

To ease besieged land’s awful plight
Let’s launch Vlad villain out of sight
Steer his spaceship’s one-way flight
Towards that distant star light bright

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Sickening Quickening: Quick Limerick

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Fascists’ life cycle / lifestyle; one fast fact
How they gestate (sans iota of tact)
To pop / poop out their species,
Involves shedloads of feces,
Their Birth Canal; the Intestinal Tract

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