Sketchy King Kink’s Sketch

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Preface: Is there even 1 soul out 8 billion who could not correctly ID King Kink?

Russkies claim King Kink craves watersports; Pee-Pee! Pee-Pee! Pee-Pee!
He hobnobs oft with Klansmen kooks; Creepy! Creepy! Creepy!
He’s deadbeat who stiffs hired hands: Cheapy! Cheapy! Cheapy!
His corrupt cronies hike price tags; Steepy! Steepy! Steepy!

He lost term two, still streams croc tears: Weepy, Weepy! Weepy!
His screechy screeds F-Bomb his foes; Bleepy! Bleepy! Bleepy!
His projected psyche brands poor Joe; Sleepy! Sleepy! Sleepy!
Past Twitter-Twaddle, birdbrained Tweets; Cheepy! Cheepy! Cheepy!

Almost gallows hanged his number two; VeePee! VeePee! VeePee!
His patsies’ scat crapped U.S. Cap; Heapy! Heapy! Heapy!
Under rugs he hides Top Secret docs; Sweepy! Sweepy! Sweepy!
In indictments he’s inundated: Deepy! Deepy! Deepy!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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An Encapsulation of NASA’s Capsules

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Preface: The current, sorry state of stateside, ideolological and meteorological conditions finds me feeling nostalgiic for America’s, bygone Glory Days; perhaps, best exemplified by NASA’s can-do spirit, which energized their sixties era space program. Granted, such launches did burn up tax dollars that could’ve been better allocated to feed the hungry, end poverty and cure diseases, etc.

However… the tab NASA had ran up does pale in comparison to the untold tax dollars, which the military-industrial complex pisses away, annually; to wage their countless, needless, endless, genocidal wars; to mindlessly maim and murder; to spill oceans of red blood and red ink. And let’s not forget the gross, gargantuan Trumpian tax breaks for billionaires, either; all tantamount to welfare for the obscenely wealthy.

All the sudden… the peaceful exploration of outer space doesn’t sound so wasteful. That now duly noted, let’s check out the following, dedicated to NASA’s Yankee Ingenuity, vers libre…

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As a young’un, my eyes had become
glued to my family’s B&W Zenith TV;
watching NASA’s Project Mercury and
Gemini orbital missions blasting off!

Cape Canaveral’s (later Cape Kennedy’s)
launch pads figuratively, and quite literally,
were aka the hottest of American hot spots;
flaming rockets sparking our imaginations!

NASA’s Project Apollo followed; sending,
moon-ward bound, astronaut teams of 3;
their very first manned Saturn rocket
blasting off back in December of ’68!

6 trailblazers later, 2 of them flew and
landed the spidery looking LEM; that
feat allowing both of them to set their
feet on the surface of that alien world!

Alas… the general public’s interest in
moon missions waned; the bad news:
so did US congressmen’s; so much so,
they opted to 86 NASA appropriations!

The good news; soon afterwards, they
A-OK’d funding for the Space Shuttle!.
Hmm, since the lawmen were only half
mean, does that mean they 43’d NASA?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Props to Prompts that Prod Creativity

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Preface: Upon posting my fifth consecutive Daily Prompt blog (this early a.m.), I knew I could not go another day sans mentioning my recent, sudden change of heart.

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Originally, I had promptly pooh-poohed the daily writing prompt concept
My train of thought chugging along; words to the effect (in the form of a Q)
Might bloggers who rely heavily on such a challenge / crutch
Lack a passion for writing?

I now know the time is ripe to derail that (crazy) train
The innovator of the prompt, has promptly proven me wrong
My sentiments, summed up in a scant three words
This is fun!

As for the why, you see, each new assignment challenges us
Not unlike a Star Trekian “to boldly go” dare
It serves to sweetly freshen up stale thoughts
Acts like a literary, metaphorical Febreze

It gusts away the dense fog from long forgotten memories
Exhumes life’s moments we may have mistakenly buried
Detours us off our particular niche’s beaten path
Exits us out of our comfort zone

Invites us to explore new writing angles
Liberates our minds; limbers up our fingers
Cures us of writer’s block
Extricates us from writer’s rut

All in all, as time marches onward, I’m sure to conjure up
Additional, kindly worded props, as well
Suffice to say, don’t promptly, prematurely, summarily judge guilty
The innocent, innovative, WP daily writing prompt

Alternatively; yes, alternatively
Instead, yes indeed, instead
Allow it to power up / turbocharge our minds / device(s)
And stating this straightforwardly: Let’s all have a ton of fun with it!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Passing Thoughts ~ Haiku

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Two decades later
Eyes still view my late loved one
Blur with welled up tears

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Parting thoughts to promote life saving, good global health

Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Lock Him Up!

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All appalled by the Capitol attack’s Hellscape pix
Know traitor Trump’s troops / toadies “swim” river Styx
With till-hell-freezes-over contempt still in mix
They collude to crown fascist Trump / freedom nix
Too damned much time has passed sans robust fix
It’s not too late to bust / lock up Trump for Jan. six!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Mister Misanthrope

Subtitle: Any Doubts Who He Is?

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There’s nary a hope
For that dogmatic dope
Who, to progress, barks, “NOPE!”
With social norms cannot cope
He’ll push bad taste’s envelope
He always farts racist trope
His “conquests” he’ll grope
He reads like glum horoscope
All who deal with him mope
He’s got even the pope
And each philanthrope
At the end of their rope

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Alabaster Bastards: Quick Limerick

Subtitle: Black & White & Orange All-Over

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The orange face paint; Kluxer Trump opts to plaster
Belies his bent; for robes / skin; alabaster
He loves to root for; validate
His cultists’ deep-rooted hate
and hellscape; where blacks serve; each white master

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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What Witch Hunts? (Quick Limerick)

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Fed Agents ain’t Don Trump’s slaves; they’re his master
Ain’t on witch hunts (tho, he’s wicked spell caster)
They coddled; offered reprieve
IF he’d just let ‘em retrieve
Top Secret Docs; that could spell nuke disaster!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Wealth v. Health: Quick Limerick

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Rabid capitalists; procure obscene wealth
Avid virologists; secure public health
When well-heeled asses; political
Trump unhealed masses; ill; critical
Microbes breed / mutate; in relative stealth

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SIDEBAR: Tho the Biden Admin’s pandemic management skills readily trump the Trump Régime’s, alas, that’s traceable to the shockingly, low-set expectations bar. Joe has yet to totally “sell” the public on the fact that even vaccinated people can become carriers / super-spreaders of both Coronavirus Classic and its batcrap crazy communicable Variants.

Covid-19 will continue plaguing humanity UNTIL / UNLESS we do the bare minimum… BARE MINIMUM; namely, mask up in all indoor, public settings.

What makes Biden’s ‘tude even more astounding is how (not unlike Trump), the coronavirus infected him (in Joe’s case twice); mostly because (not unlike Trump), he goes publicly maskless.

Uh… to do WHAT?
Project a badass image???
Does anyone, actually, fall for such rubbish???

Of course, Biden is all too aware that he IS the face of the Democratic Party. Ergo, he dares not cover that face with a pandemic mask (especially in the heat of a midterm election year). To do so, would invite an endless barrage of stupid, certifiable, merciless, hardcore, right wing media taunting / bullying.

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Now, at the risk of repeating myself… my regular blog coda, anyway…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Taxing Syntax: Quick Limerick

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Preface: My gratitude to KD, who WordPress posts praiseworthy prose and poetry; who now prompts the following post; my poetic op-ed dedicated to all brain dead, pointless politicians; oppressors (all) / opposers (all) to all progress…

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How ironic, politicians, verbose
Sure shovel syntax, yet, rarely come close
Their verbs spur NO action
Since hot air gains NO traction
Voters’ riposte: ballot box adios

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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