Domestic Terrorists (One Quick Limerick #021)

 

Let’s discuss Nazis, alt-right, Klansmen creeps,

A so-called prez, who doth call them “fine peeps”,

With nary one thought or frown,

They plot to burn the world down,

While ev’ry horrified, righteous soul weeps.

 

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Nasty White SupremaCysts (One Quick Limerick #020)

 

The base white supremacists, “prez” should abhor them,

But since they’re his party’s base, he does adore them,

His condemnation of hate,

Is not heartfelt, comes too late,

It took public outcry to make him deplore them.

 

 

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Grate… Not Great (One Quick Limerick #019)

 

 

Grump bullies non-WASPs / non-straights, spews his hate,

Deems rule of law / liberty second-rate,

In big biz world, he’s a glutton,

He’ll melt down, push “The Button”,

That irritant makes america grate.

 

 

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Fire & Fury (One Quick Limerick #018)

 

The man-child’s foreign relations routine,

Vows fire/fury world has never seen,

Sane folks can’t sleep at night,

With Earth’s end now in sight,

Guess it’s in Heaven where we’ll reconvene?

 

 

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Rattle + Prattle = Battle (One Quick Limerick #017)

 

The fools’ nuclear sabers both rattle,

And they spew forth too much mucked up prattle,

With diarrhea of mouth,

Hopes for truce talks could go south,

They’d end up with a mushrooming battle!

 

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Guess Who? (One Quick Limerick #016)

 

He lusts for fraudulent, sharp clawed, flawed laws,

He loathes non-WASPs / non-straights, “Oh… just because.”

His foul nest he has feathered,

To shiny mirror he’s tethered,

Gets off on shameless lies, mindless applause!

 

 

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How To Define “Strong” (One Quick Limerick #015)

 

 

A so-called prez does not know right from wrong,

His deficit he deems an asset strong,

Let’s concur! Be vociferous!

He’s so strong he’s odiferous!

Let’s hold our noses, all day, all night long!

 

 

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