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Soooooo… we now know that President Joe Biden, just like Donald J. Trump, has been lax with keeping America’s secrets secret; both dudes allegedly guilty of squirreling away improperly secured documents; the very type both should’ve returned to the U.S. National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) at the completion of their past governmental duties (if not sooner).

Needless to say, Biden’s weak claim that many of these docs were stashed in his locked garage does fail to pass muster as a “Keep Out” sign. Nope, that would never spook the type of creeps renown for engaging in espionage.

Soooooo… are we supposed to assume that if foreign and domestic spies had never opted to hot-wire and repurpose Joe’s vintage Corvette (as a getaway car), that would mean what? That they were never, ever there?

Alas, Joe has now lost his “trusted adult in the room” status; i.e., will find difficult any reclamation that he’ll always act smartly when dealing with all future, sensitive intelligence.

On the plus side… unlike Trump, Biden [1] appears unmotivated by avarice and/or evil intent, [2] did opt to out himself and [3] has been fully cooperating with all NARA and Department of Justice (DOJ) personnel.

On the negative side… the blowback; namely, how, right on cue, the Stateside journalistic hacks / talking head imbeciles, who staff the insufferable, hardcore right wing noise machine (e.g. Fox “News”, One America “News”, “Newsmax”, etc.) have been working overtime; going hog wild; squealing like the fascist pigs that they are; essentially saying that IF the Feds intend to call out Trump / establish his culpability / perhaps even convict and incarcerate him, THEN Biden deserves the identical outcome.

And you know what… I’d classify such an eventuality a win-win. IF that’s the one and only way anyone will ever, finally mete out Trump’s long, Long, LONG overdue punishment, I’d say, WHY NOT?

Albeit unconventional and unintentional, the forever uncrowning of Trump could become the Biden Administration’s crowning glory!

On the plus side… once (to save on Secret Service protection cost overuns) Trump and Biden become cell block bunkies, Vice President Kamala Harris would become America’s first female president. Beyond that, such an outcome could easily past muster as the perfect “KEEP OUT” sign (posted outside the White House / Oval Office to forewarn all Trumpers / MAGA malcontents).

What would truly Make America Great Again, would be to, once and for all, officially quash the quadrennial, presidential aspirations of one Donald J. Trump; aka that existential threat to Mother Earth, Lady Liberty and Humanity!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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Know traitor Trump’s troops / toadies “swim” river Styx
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available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

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A Squabbling Struggling House Divided

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On 3 January 2023, Donald J. Trump’s MAGA minions, morons and malcontents began their reign of terror within the U.S. House of Representatives; these radical Republicans’ odious goal being to grind to a halt all legislation that’s vital to the survival of Mother Earth and Lady Liberty.

Fleshing this out further, rather than this minuscule hardcore right majority striving to establish and preserve a healthy ecology and robust Democracy based ideology, we presently find these climate change deniers / fascistic freaks up to their patented, patently offensive old / dirty tricks; i.e., to run out the clock while collecting their (unearned) paychecks.

Translation, we wind up with their insufferable, unproductive political theater; their petty childish squabbling. Chalk that all up to that long established, regrettable truth that very few of these MAGA maggots possess (bare minimum) two functioning human brain cells.

Ergo, we cannot expect them to possess even the slightest inkling as to how to lead effectively and equitably. And more to the point, that means they will NOT be working, diligently, towards the establishment of cogent sensible, game plans necessary to save our home world and homeland.

And, needless to say, on both counts, precious time IS running out; and I do emphasize, rapidly!

Case in point, MAGA has been struggling to elect a new Speaker of the House. The main bugaboo / bug up their collective ass has been [1] how to unearth and elevate the most monstrous, disgusting, poorest excuse of anything that has ever walked on two feet (with a four knuckle assist) and [2] to foist off said “human” upon the very constituents they were elected to represent / serve.

And apparently, as of my posting time, Kevin McCarthy, who, once upon a time, had been deemed the shoo-in, House Speaker wannabe, has now become worthy of his colleagues’ collective boot in the butt.

Hell, even some of their nominating speeches’ word choice can expose much of the evil that lurks in their heads and hearts (What heads? What hearts?). The Red Alert klaxons went off in my own noggin the very nanosecond that I ear witnessed one, officiously delivered, telltale, scant, two-letter word. Check it out…

“Republicans, including many moderates, have been impressed by Byron Donalds; they’re impressed by his ability to work together. They respect his leadership. We see him as someone who can communicate what we are all wanting to do in this House TO Americans.”

Lauren Boebert (R – Colorado)
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“to Americans”?
“TO AMERICANS”?
Shouldn’t Republicans’ be striving to do stuff FOR Americans?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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Needy v. Greedy (Fortune Cookie Blog)

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Please pay heed to how, when push comes to shove,
greedy scoundrels’ dirty deeds breed; too oft impede
needy souls’ hopes to feed and fend for themselves.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

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Message to Lovers (of Liberty)…

Tyranny Anywhere Threatens Freedom Everywhere

Beau of the Fifth Column’s common sense video, above, will amply clarify America’s Do or Die moment; i.e., distinguish everything that’s at stake this 2022 election cycle. If your time is limited, prioritize viewing it over reading my own commentary, below…

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Clearly, early voting is still ongoing all across America. What isn’t so clear is IF our electorate has been actually seeing the Big Picture.

That’s because, typically, we do vote our own pocketbooks and, needless to say, there hasn’t been much to be happy about. As is true with most of my average American compatriots, inflation has been hemorrhaging my own limited assets.

Nonetheless… I will NEITHER be blaming Democrats for a mucked up economic mess created and exacerbated by corporate price gouging, broken supply chain issues and ignoranus (<– not a typo) Vladimir Putin’s Ukraine war; NOR will I be punishing said Democrats by voting in MAGA Republicans whose ONE AND ONLY solution to economic woes is heaping on even more economic woes; typically by lavishing utterly undeserved tax breaks upon the wealthiest of the wealthy.

Need I even remind… The upward redistribution of wealth has never improved the lives of commoners (I among them).

Worse yet, there’s a dangerous and disastrous flip side to these MAGA maggots’ greed; namely, their aiding and abetting Donald J. Trump’s ongoing conspiracy; i.e., his plot to usurp power (come January 20, 2025), cling to it till his last day on Earth and, in turn, forever burn down Democracy.

Flipping off / filling in the particulars… This election year, there are nearly 300 candidates, nationwide, who’ve been totally suckered into Donald J. Trump “2020 Election Fraud” Big Lie. IF (more like WHEN) empowered (especially the state level Secretaries of State), they will be hellbent on mucking up all future elections and, as such, they’ll easily devolve America into a Fascist Dictatorship. And in saying “mucking up”, I mean they’ll be disenfranchising voters by shredding their legitimately cast ballots.

The obvious solution is for every true American to deny them that power; to non-violently trump Trump as well as every last one of his Fascistic Freaks / MAGA Minions.

We MUST preserve, protect and defend American FREEDOM by voting in Democrats up and down the entire ballot. I’ll be HAND DELIVERING my own, completed absentee ballot to my local election officials before 8 p.m. tomorrow / Election Day.

I do fully understand that any plan to hire / rehire Democrats is, at best, an imperfect solution because, far too oft, they lack the spine to do the work we send them to DC to do; and even if they do the work, they’re poor at messaging their accomplishments to their constituents.

However, I also recognize that when confronted by our two party ONLY system, that necessitates our always voting for the lesser of two evils.

And, to be clear here, WTF could be more evil than Trump and his yes-men / henchmen insurrectionists?

Stated in a more practical vein… We the People will have a far better chance of on-the-job training Democrats to (eventually) see things more clearly (act more progressively and courageously) THAN attempting to oust autocratic MAGA Republicans; renown for whipping their collective middle finger at our Founding Fathers’ precepts of Democracy; to e.g. just one, their Constitutionally established, orderly. peaceful transition of power.

Beyond that… Every qualified, clear thinking voter must cast their ballot prior to the polls closing tomorrow evening, November 8th. America’s very survival does hang in the balance…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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World’s Worst Narcissist’s M.O.

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The world’s worst narcissist will bill all who praise him…
you know… just for the “privilege” of complimenting him!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Watchfully Waiting

PREFACE: While what follows is far from a comprehensive appraisal, I am going on the premise that even an imperfect assessment, today, is still infinitely preferable to awaiting tomorrow’s more polished work. That said, here goes…

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In the highly unlikely possibility that one or two of you might be wondering about my recent disappearance from this platform, it’s all been with good reason.

You see, I’ve been laying low while contemplating the feasibility of my WP future. After all, the wisdom of continuing to blog from the liberal / progressive point of view is highly questionable when, ideologically speaking, the road “ahead” foreshadows an increasingly insufferable, apparently irreparable, chronically chaotic. hardcore right wing dystopia.

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While I still harbor the belief that the vast majority of humanity is honorable, within our (allegedly) representative government nations, does majority rule even rule anymore?

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In far too many instances, inveterate propaganda ministers have been whipping good people into exhaustion, apathy, silence and submission; into no questions asked / permitted acceptance of wretched, fetid (alleged) leadership.

And, re such stench, once folks have been conditioned into nose blindness, that makes the long overdue, desperately needed, ballot box deodorization process difficult, if not IMPOSSIBLE (especially when / where the odious powers-that-be have also resorted to suppression of fair, free elections).

How IMPOSSIBLE?

Well, with ever increasing frequency, (especially Stateside,) unscrupulous, arrogant, snot-nosed, incumbents and wannabes (whom the voters have justifiably denied the reins of power), have been throwing temper (Trumper) tantrums; so severe that they’ll make unfounded claims of widespread voter fraud and NEVER accept their undeniable ballot box defeats.

At that juncture, we can expect matters to deteriorate rapidly and rabidly. I’m sure I needn’t remind anyone of how turncoat Donald J. Trump and his private army of domestic terrorists attempted their brazen, grotesque, deadly, destructive, January 6th coup d’état at the U.S. Capitol.

Since such subversives have been left unchecked by Democrats, history is likely to repeat itself. As such, once the November 2022 ballots get tallied, any victors (who do not identify as MAGA) can expect to be wrongfully challenged and, in the end / THE END, even wind up flat-out denied their legitimately earned political power. In other words…

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Avarice, ignorance and decadence driven MAGA minority rule will rule; where the hard work of saving our human family / our troubled world will NEVER get done.

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While matters do appear glum, I’ll remind all American ballot casters (of good character) to keep the good thought that appearances can be deceiving. And more to the point…

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Voter suppression can be overcome by monumental voter turnout. En masse, our cast ballots can preserve, protect and defend our Founding Fathers’ vision for us; our posterity.

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And so, here I am; anxiously, watchfully waiting the outcome of the November 8th midterm elections; knowing fully well that we’re now confronted by this do or die moment in human history.

IF maniacal and moronic MAGA Republicans wind up taking out both the U.S. House and Senate, we might soon be waving good-bye to both President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris; if not impeached and ousted next year, they’ll both become lame ducks for the next two years.

In essence (and at the risk of repeating myself)…

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Avarice, ignorance and decadence driven MAGA minority rule will rule; where the hard work of saving our human family / our troubled world will NEVER get done.

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Beyond that? Well, how can anyone ever expect to survive any of THAT, let alone attempt to blog about it?

Personally, I’d never want to preside, in real time, over the demise of humanity / our planet. That’d be damn near impossible with my tears both blurring my vision and streaming downward to short-circuit my device’s keyboard.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Cannabis Connoisseurs: Heads-Up!

It’s High Time To Vote!

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Seeing how…

  • President Biden has freed folks imprisoned for mere pot possession
  • The Stateside 2022 midterm elections are now one mere month off…

That leaves us with these key questions:

  • Will the cannabis connoisseurs’ celebratory clouds clear away in time?
  • At least long enough for this clique to cast their appreciative ballots?
  • More to the point, will they even remember that it’s high time to vote?

In the balance is how Planet Earth and Democracy could go up in smoke!

All wordplay aside…

Be We, the U.S. citizens, voting via either absentee ballot or in person, the deadline for submitting our completed ballots is Tuesday, November 8th. What’s crucial, here / now, is our correctly assessing each candidate’s temperament and intentions.

The Definition of Political Characters:

Lest We ever forget, the two-pronged goal of most Republican candidates (in particular, the peculiar Trumpian tools), is the amassment of untold power and accumulation of incalculable filthy lucre; none of which shall ever be used for constructive purposes; e.g. working towards the prevention… correction… working towards the mitigation of catastrophic environmental collapse. For, indeed, it’s already too late to totally prevent this from going down.

And tho 2022’s Democratic candidates, by and large, frequently fall short of what we do expect… correction… must demand of our leaders, for the time being, they’re all we’ve got left; and as such, they must emerge victorious.

Here’s why…

Post 2022’s Election Day: IF Trumper Republicans manage to TAKE OUT both the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate, for the next two years, bare minimum, Biden can count on his vetoing pens constantly running out of ink.

Even worse… Joe’s foes are already chomping at the bit to trump up charges against him; to hand him his political ass on a platter; to boot his butt out the White House rear door (and they’ll likely ditto this impeachment / removal process re VP Kamala Harris, too); such unnecessary, unjustifiable ousters all downward spiraling to…

Post 2024’s Election Day: The above-mentioned machinations will facilitate Donald J. Trump’s re-entrance (from stage far, Far, FAR RIGHT) into the world’s spotlight. And once he TAKES OUT the White House, again, whatever is left of America will rapidly degenerate into HIS intolerable theocratic, fascistic régime.

Post (Future) Election Days: HUH? What Election Days? Seeing how Trump had flat-out refused to accept that We the People of the United States of America had, rightfully so, handed him his sorry ass, we can assume that he’ll never, ever accept the U.S. Constitution’s two presidential terms and out stipulation.

Even worse… It’d be Trump’s own MAGA minions’ domination of the U.S. House, Senate and Supreme Court, that, in THE END. would crown him an irremovable tyrant; allow him to oppress the masses even once his throne eventually morphs into his death bed. And even then,, we could not totally escape that ass’s asphyxiating chokehold; i.e., seeing how, by then, he’d have bastardized the presidential line of succession; thereby empowering his bloodline, exclusively.

Such a sucky outcome would render the key question:

Sans a freedom-based America, how long will our global family be able to thrive, let alone survive?

The utterly unlikable answer:

Once Trump copycats, worldwide, hold up MAGA america [sic] as their paradigm EITHER their myopic politics / economics OR Climate Change catastrophes will lay waste to their homelands (whichever disaster overcomes humanity first).

Today’s message, especially to my voting Stateside compatriots…

It’d appear that (within our regrettable two party ONLY system) Democrats, flaws and all, are our only hope to resuscitate / reinvigorate Mother Earth and Lady Liberty.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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“Film” at Eleven (Teaser)

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Callow, craven, congressional crew colors with crayons while
a corrupt, cantankerous, coven’s covey choreographs a coup!

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If 11pm is way past your bedtime, that news teaser translates:
Naïve Democrats’ failure to secure free, fair elections permits
churlish, childish, MAGA minions to unconstitutionally contest
and toss totally legitimate ballots. And if thwarted, they will go
on a burn down Democracy and America rampage. The End!!!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
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Halloweenish (Quick Limerick)

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Poetry Prompts:

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!”

Harry S. Truman • American Senator and 33rd President [Read More Here]
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“It ain’t a Witch Hunt when the primary, person of interest reminds us of a fiendish, wicked witch; one hellbent on casting an evil spell over a massive, metastasizing, cultish coven; thereby spooking these sycophants into taunting and haunting virtuous, critical thinking mortals; till hell freezes over!”

Moi
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Advice TO fake god. FROM Real God; above’n
Can’t stand Fed Cop’s heat? Avoid kitchen’s “oven”!
The yarns you spin-spill; ‘bout witch hunts
Prod Feds’ tries to quell; your spells-stunts
Outsource your sorcery; squelch your cult-coven!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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