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Who would you like to talk to soon?

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My “A” to that “Q” would be the Cosmic Custodian; the Mistress / Master of the Multiverse; or, all summed up neatly and a tad more reverently…

God!

And I would hope that the prerequisite for such a confab would not, necessarily, involve my dying.

Anyway, I’d attempt to keep my quips and questions to a minimum but, based upon the complexity and grave nature of our worldly woes, keeping such vow would likely be impossible. Our conversation would commence with a bit of a concession…

I do reckon that you’ve likely been staging your Fatherly, on the QT, interventions to prevent us, your children, from totally annihilating ourselves, YET, wherever we look, there seems to be no end to the chronic human suffering and abject misery. What the hell is preventing you from really, Really, REALLY putting your foot down?

You know, to, once and for all, render impossible the rise and spread of authoritarianism, racism, sexism, classism, ageism, narcissism and materialism (on steroids); as well as every other horrifying “ism” known to humankind! In other words, how about unleashing your own, considerable power to topple all of the power and land grabbing, money grubbing freedom choking, nuclear saber rattling Trumps and Putins; that inane and insane ilk, who only lives to lord over their ill-gotten, obscene wealth and drool all over their overrun nations’ real estate.

Why can’t you convince the gaggle of insufferable multibillionaires that they’ve already accumulated more wealth than they could ever, possibly piss away if they were cocaine / heroine addicts and shopaholics, who lived to be 50,000 years old. Why is it that you cannot ensure that conscientious, common-folk, who want and need to work full time, can secure living wage jobs with decent benefits? Why is it that health care for all, cannot be regarded as the birthright that it is?

Why did you grant the coronavirus free rein to go on its debilitating and deadly worldwide rampage; to fatally infect the (known), nearly seven million souls, AND, simultaneously, fail to fully motivate world leaders to motivate the citizenry to take the necessary, life saving precautions (such as sheltering at home, social distancing and masking up publicly).

Why can’t minority groups be afforded all the other birthrights; to name a few more, equality, life, liberty and justice for all?

Why can’t we convince all of our leaders that catastrophic climate change is real and looming; that we are stomping so damned many of our carbon footprints all over the good Earth that we’ll (sooner that we think) be condemned to exist within an inhospitable world that’ll, in all likelihood, morph humanity into an endangered species.

Well, at about that juncture, I’d begin to suspect that our Mistress / Master of the Multiverse might be growing weary of me; so, I’d quickly save the rest of my questions and quips for another day, HOWEVER…

Not before expressing my final, for the day, desperation fueled, heartfelt plea for help…

Dear God, IF you don’t feel it’s within your purview to directly, interminably stage such interventions, can you, bare minimum, at the very least, school and spur-on a sufficient number of us mortals; embolden us to take on this Herculean DIY Task? Perhaps you could help us heighten our own powers of persuasion and hone our communications skills; so we can more effectively spread the life saving, good word (or gospel, as it were).

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And speaking of the good word…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Latter-Day Leftists’ Lexicon?

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Ever since a particularly peculiar, narcissistic, fascistic bastard’s downward escalator ride (circa 2015), I’ve oft found myself lamenting over the unnerving reality that we, the wordsmiths of the Queen’s English (now corrected to the era of Charles) King’s English; with increasingly annoying frequency, are finding ourselves sorely in need of updated to Trumpian Troubled Times terminology and, yes, at times, even idiomatic vernacular.

I’ve done my level best to level out DJT’s lopsided, oft turned upside down political playing field by thinking up / proposing seven brand spanking new, alphabetized, lexicon entries (in a few instances inclusive of plausible etymology).

Check ‘em all out…

.con (dot con): (note the clever “n” for “m” switcheroo) A proposed new, top-level domain (TLD) in the Internet’s Domain Name System (DNS); one that’s reserved, exclusively, for Trumpian magnitude (magatude?) liars, grifters, thugs and (last but not least) mucked up in the mind, wear out the White House welcome mat, treasonous insurrectionists.

ignoranus: (note, once again, the clever “n” for “m” switcheroo) an alternate term specifically to refer to all rear end magnitude, (magatude?) MAGA maggots and/or malcontents and/or morons and/or minions.

magaphone: (corruption of megaphone); A metaphorical inanity/ insanity / fury fueled, voice amplification method; actually an outgrowth of / building upon the snotty, snooty, whiny, puerile / spoiled brat / elitist contention that, regardless of the hardcore right wing talking point(s), a MAGA maniac can win every argument (every last damned time) simply by [1] going batcrap crazy and [2] arguing / babbling / howling / growling / screeching at the top of his/her lungs; in other words, they’re right every last damned time even if / when (especially when) they’re always dead wrong!

magatude: (likely a contraction of MAGA and ‘tude) (possibly a bastardized spelling of magnitude) a term specifically concocted to more realistically illustrate the ferocity, intensity and severity of MAGA’s always over the top, rude, crude attitudes about every last godforsaken, irrelevance known to human-unkind.

nitwork: an airing or steaming fascistic network run by autocratic, talking head propagandist nitwits; in particular, the peculiar dyed in the wool, entrenched, hardliner, intransigent, reactionary, rigid, ultraconservative, uncompromising Trump suck-ups.

MAGA Farta: a flatulent, gaseous charter arising / wafting off from King Don John’s john / throne; its certifiably Anti-Magna Carta content expressly designed to cancel / burn down democracy and decency; as in (today) nationwide / (tomorrow) worldwide

Triple-T: (T³ for the more mathematically inclined); An abbreviation for Trumpian Troubled Times

In closing, my shout out / challenge: to the wordsmiths, wordplay buffs, punsters, Scrabble aficionados, et al, worldwide. I’d like to now tap into the creative brilliance of you, my WP subscribers, readers and neighbors. Let’s see how many liberal leaning, sociopolitically relevent entries we can brainstorm. If you’re up to the challenge, please post your contributions in the comment section.

Who knows? We might even wind up with sufficient content to transform this project into… oh… say… a thick dictionary, my working title:

The Latter-Day Leftists’ Lexicon

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Discombobulated Creeped Out Feelings

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I’ve oft heard how, for some earthquake survivors, it can take a long time to shake that unnerving feeling of vulnerability. As for the others who persevere / struggle onward?

Alas,… they may never fully recover.

Beyond that, I’m beginning to suspect that similar psychological distress applies to some of us (including moi) who presently find ourselves living… no, strike that… existing within our pandemic ravaged world.

After all, be the cause of a disaster geological or virological, we are talking about the unseen, unpredictable, implacable forces of nature; our not knowing exactly when the next horrific strike against humanity will rear its ugly head. Instantly coming to mind are the mutating / proliferating coronavirus variants; a phenomenon which amply proves my point.

Factoring in how only our cosmic overseer / engineer knows, for sure, whether or not eons ancient microbes are (as I type and you read these words) thawing out within our climate changed, overheated world; getting released from their former polar ice cap / glacier “prisons”; to become future, coronavirus “cousins”.

All of which does beg the question…

Could there be a Covid-23, 24, 25, etc. germ stewing in its juices; way off in some far-flung land; ready and raring to tag along for the ride when some globetrotter / soon to be patient zero opts to return home?

Perhaps the worst “chapter” of this sad, but (likely) true tale is how recent history has exposed the ugly side of human nature; namely, the vast chunk of human-unkind, who we can count on being utterly unwilling to observe and implement even the easiest, recommended pandemic mitigation tactics.

I cannot help but wonder about my own reactions, as outlined above; i.e., if my consequent discombobulated, creeped out state of mind is uniquely mine or is more commonplace. If the latter, how deeply entrenched within our society will this wind up?

Might such an emotionally debilitating, side effect to the pandemic even be considered the chronic, inescapable “new normal”?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Who’s Up For a Boycott?

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Here’s the contemptible, regrettable, repulsive, rundown on the state of the blah, run of the mill, run down into the ground, insufferable, white elephant Republican Party; be these Anti-American party animals throwbacks; backdating to the era of their great, great, great grand daddies; be these corporate monsters akin to the U.S. Supreme / Extreme Court midwife righties, who birthed the grotesque notion that “corporations are people”; be these asshats the present day MAGA maggots / domestic terrorists / insurrectionists.

Clarification: Not that any of these out of touch with actual, average American socioeconomic realities Republicans are great, but I could’ve easily tossed in a few more “greats”; just to emphasize how these anachronisms are addle-minded, aged and ancient! But I digress…

We are speaking, by and large… of a haunting, cancerous, political movement / plot, which incorporates the power hungry, money grubbing, know-nothing, know-it-alls; who want absolutely nothing to do with actual, representative government; i.e., unless the people they represent are their own, selfish, racist, misogynist, science denying selves.

In essence… ricocheting within the vacuum of their devoid of all humane values / feelings, utterly mucked up crania, they believe that they are the bosses of the low and middle class masses; when, IN REALITY, the intent of the U.S.. Constitution’s authors had been the diametric opposite; namely, ALL eligible voters are the bosses of whomever we wind up electing.

The sad truth is… there are sticking points in morphing the Republican agenda to conform to the urgent needs of humankind; e.g,, enacting (STAT) legislation to address…

• Global Warming… Truth be told, tackling this problem is already too effing late. At best, for a limited time only, we can only mitigate climate change; no longer prevent it.
• Common Sense Gun Control… So far, America has witnessed more mass shooting days than 2023 calendar days. Instead of MAGA freaks’ “thoughts and prayers” platitudes, they must unconditionally surrender; cancel their odious, anything goes, bullets flying, wild, wild west culture of death.
• Medicare for All… why cant the masses receive the identical, cushy health care benefits that congresspersons receive?
• Curbing Inflation… instead of bogusly blaming average folks for high prices; punishing us with job loss and usurious loan / credit card interest rates, why not penalize the actual culprits; namely, the greedy, wallowing in wealth, price gouging corporate bastards?
• Defending Democracy… We must severely punish malignant narcissists / sore losers who, sans even one shred of evidence, claim they’ve won elections; when, in actuality, it was we, the astute voters who loathed them enough to promptly cast our “Go to Hell” / “Go F yourself” ballots.

Granted… it’s highly likely unrealistic to ever count on even one high and mighty, drunk on power, white elephant Republican to ever possess much more than an astoundingly rudimentary attention span. HOWEVER, this true blue American believes there just might be an economic angle to scare the crap out the most hardcore MAGA maniac / moron / minion /malcontent; hmm. (perhaps) for a fleeting moment or two?

Long blog short… that’d involve a grass roots level boycott; words to the effect…

Until “The Day” that MAGA / Trumper Republicans start representing the values; respecting the wishes of the average, every day masses, we should start (metaphorically) hitting them in their already bulging (with obscene wealth) wallets!

In other words… let’s start to flatten their already fat wallets by FLAT-OUT refusing to allocate one red cent beyond what it takes to pay for life’s bare necessities; e.g., to…

• Stock our shelves / fridges with supermarket level provisions.
• Pay our utility bills to keep our electrical current, water and natural gas flowing.
• Pay our Interwebs / cell phone bills to stay connected.

The unnerving “hmm moment” lingering question…

• So, when might the reclamation of our representative government “Day” finally arrive?
• Sorry to say, that’ll likely coincide with “meteorological reports” of Hell freezing over!

Even so… let’s all give it the ol’ college try!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Ostracizing Ostriches (Not the Birds)

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PREFACE: Posting content, each new day, has been getting progressively tougher; and it’s not for a lack of relevant, newsworthy prompts. The hitch is how so much of our long overdue, life improving discourse depends upon our human family attaining a more co-operative spirit. However, the sort of human nature, which the pandemic has been exposing, is disheartening obstructionism; namely, how, astoundingly, a slew of naysayers still flat-out resist the easiest of the easy things we can do to prevent the spread of Covid-19; namely, masking up each and every time we’re navigating the people packed, confining, indoor spaces. Fact of life, until the infection / reinfection rate hits zero the pandemic cannot end.

Alas, changing rebels’ “minds” is about as likely as the aerodynamically disadvantaged, colossal ostriches ever soaring skyward. And, speaking of the ostriches…

Ostrich (noun):

• a flightless swift-running African bird [Struthio Camelus] with a long neck, long legs, and two toes on each foot. It is the largest living bird, with males reaching an average height of 8 feet (2.5 meters).
• a person who refuses to face reality or accept facts (from the popular belief that ostriches bury their heads in the sand if pursued).

Today, we’ll be focusing upon that second bullet pointed entry; for the express purpose of calling out impotent potentates, worldwide, who (in all likelihood) sussed out, from the 2020 pandemic get-go (and onward), that they were barren of conscience and/or courage and/or cash.

As such, these unconscionable cowards were (and still appear to be) unwilling and/or unable to engage the pandemic in a prompt, persistent, proactive manner.

Instead, we’re still witnessing the ensuing consequent, needless human suffering and death; all exacerbated by the fecklessness of our heads of state; their propensity for devolving into heads stuck in the sand ostriches.

OH, the ease with which these fools fallaciously…

• Downplay the seriousness of the wildly contagious coronavirus.
• Declare the still rampaging Covid-19 health crisis “fake news”
• Prematurely proclaim how the pandemic is now over.

Wow! How much more craven could they possibly get, huh? But, what more could we ever expect from chuds; as defined below…

Chud (noun):

• [chiefly US, Internet slang, sometimes derogatory) A person on the political right, and/or who holds sociopolitical views seen as regressive or bigoted.

In other words…

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A simpleton chud’s primary problem solving “skill” is to simply contend there’s no problem.

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Meanwhile… the reality sinks in…

“Since the start of the pandemic 3 years ago, WHO has recorded close to 7 million deaths from COVID-19, though the real death toll from the pandemic may be three times that. A few thousand deaths are still being reported to the agency every week, and some models estimate that excess mortality is still at about 10,000 deaths a day worldwide.”

Non-credited Google Search

Obviously… such sobering stats fail to sober up the drunk on power “leaders”; will not be altering their precipitous, rash, half-assed, ill-considered, conclusion of convenience.

More to the point… a projected 3,650,000 deaths per year, worldwide, sure as $#!+ does not come even close to the end of the pandemic.

ADDENDUM: within the original posting, my sleep deprived mind was responsible for my multiplication error; i.e. under-reporting that estimated, annual Covid-19 death toll by a factor of 10; making that now corrected 3,650,000 stat even more horrifyingly grim.

In other words… the only way to accurately proclaim that the pandemic has come to an end is to be among the 10,000 members of our human family, who die each day. And, they won’t be donning any celebratory party hats; well, unless the latest haute couture accessory has become the becoming, glowing halo.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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MAGA’s Paint By Numbers Kit?

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Even if you’ve not been closely following MAGA’s Stateside, looming fascist plot to re-elect Donald J. Trump; to grant that insurrectionist bastard carte blanche to burn down and bury the very freedom (life – liberty – equality – justice – happiness), which the authors of America’s Constitution had hoped to secure for themselves and posterity, it’s still likely…

You’re aware of how MAGA’s (always) on stand-by, private army (a contemptible conglomeration of White Supremacists, Nazis, Klansmen, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, et al), does have an odious ideology in common; an ugly tude’ which predates America’s, 19th century Civil War; hell, backdating all the way to 1619.

In other words, within these MAGA Trumpers’ mucked up, scrambled brains…

• that bygone era’s courageous, Union soldiers had never absolutely. definitively, kicked cowardly, Confederate traitors’ collective ass.
• the Civil War never, actually, ended; indeed, still rages on (nationwide and endlessly).
• non-Caucasions are still enslaved by Trumper whiteys, whose ongoing, inhumane plot still relies heavily upon subjugation, marginalizing, maiming and murdering.

In other words… what we, who truly believe in racial equality, are calling out, here, are whiteys so wholly white-biased that…

Their likely notion of the perfect July 4th grift / gift idea is, ironically, already about to leap off of their drawing board; namely, their Paint By Numbers Kit; where NEITHER knowledge of numbers NOR paint brushes NOR even artistic skills will ever be prerequisite.

After all… just how much talent would any Trump suck ups / bigoted boneheads ever need to…

• crack open the supplied bottomless bucket of whitewash
• splatter white paint all over each whiter than white canvass

Fortunately… to the best of my knowledge… such a Paint By Numbers Kit does not actually exist.

In other words… this posted content is mere sarcastic conjecture, on my part; i.e. to better paint a portrait featuring the narrow mindedness and militancy of the MAGA movement; as a (w)hole.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Bumper Sticker Blog: MAGA Magistrates

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Meet… John G. Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel A. Alito,
Neil M. Gorsuch, Brett M. Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett;
aka the “best” Supreme Court Justices who money can buy!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Sunday Morning Musings (Part 1)

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During the 2020 election cycle, Democratic presidential wannabe Joe Biden’s rhetoric (rightfully so) was highly critical of the unethical, under-educated, unheeding nature of his Republican adversary, one Donald J. Trump; the very Oval Office occupant, who was routinely mucking up the management of three ongoing, grave threats to humankind’s survival.

Or… more to the point… how that bungler was utterly failing to proactively and promptly preserve, protect and defend the lives of the very people he had sworn (on his Inaugural Bible) to preserve, protect and defend.

Back then, as most critical thinkers were readily pointing out, that deadly and devastating threat trifecta involved the…

• freakish weather fueled by climate change / global warming
• rampaging coronavirus / Covid-19 pandemic
• weapons of war toting sociopaths shooting up our school houses / houses of worship, etc..

Now, as all thoughtful / scrupulous people must continue to (unhesitatingly) point out, that triple threat has yet to be adequately addressed and fully resolved, and, consequently, little of this needless death and devastation will be ending anytime soon.

Moreover… unlike Biden… we, his 2020 supporters, have not forgotten one his campaign promises; namely, that if elected, he’d ensure that common sense / time honored science would always trump politics driven folly. Now (just for the sake of further emphasis), let’s toss in a few extra synonyms; such as foolishness, foolhardiness, stupidity, idiocy, lunacy, madness, rashness, recklessness, imprudence, injudiciousness, irresponsibility, thoughtlessness, indiscretion.

Back in the here and now… long exasperated sigh… Biden is running for reelection.

More to the point, he seems to be running scared; so much so that (stunningly so) (ironically so) politics IS trumping common sense and science. Hell, it’d appear that Joe is so worried about “offending” potential voters (as if climate change / Covid deniers / AR-15 freaks would ever consider voting for him?), that he has, been mollycoddling these certifiable snowflakes; even going so far as to…

Allowing these MAGA maniacs (at the risk of repeating myself) to trump common sense and science; to the point where their deadly and devastating political agenda has already bullied Biden into PREMATURELY declaring the end of the pandemic. That this frequently terminal health crisis has now, somehow, someway, magically disappeared into thin air? REALLY???

Sure as hell… that’d certainly be fake news to the still rampaging, nationwide/worldwide coronavirus, right? DAMN RIGHT!

SIDEBAR… instead of such rashness and rubbish, a more conscientious world leader would be implementing and enforcing a (color coded?) Threat Level Covid-19 Chart; e.g., issuing regularly updated, medical “weather” advisories; e.g. the proactive and prompt issuance of RED ALERTS should a particularly virulent variant be wafting about the populace (this also accompanied by mask up recommendations whenever we’re packed like sardines within public settings.

GRANTED… throughout Biden’s tenure, he has been roadblocked by legislators (MAGA magnitude Republicans and Democrats in Name Only / DINOs alike; such refuseniks willfully flipping off his repeated urgent pleas for meaningful, remedial legislation.

STILL.. that can be no excuse for waving the white flag of surrender.

ALTERNATIVELY… in the past, gentleman Joe could’ve been doing what, at present, he’s now doing in campaign mode. I mean, why hadn’t he attempted to energize and mobilize the masses to Tweet-shame his political foes into action? All he had to do to air his grievances against such (f)lawmakers is leverage highly persuasive social media tactics! He could’ve been routinely calling them out by name, both online and within a slew of nationally streamed and aired, no holds barred, media blitzes.

ALAS… long sigh… that had never happened. And that does not seem to be happening now. either; at least not in an especially efficacious manner.

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NO… GOD FORBID… NOT IN AN ELECTION YEAR! NEVER IN AN ELECTION YEAR!

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(btw, for those who don’t know me, well, that above remark involves sarcasm).

HENCE… (once again, at the risk of repeating myself) politics continues to trump common sense / science!

HENCE… we, the sufferers, within our beleaguered stateside community, continue to stand by helplessly; amidst the…

• ensuing freakish ferociously deadly weather
• ever-growing piling up Covid-19 cadavers
• ongoing slaughter of students, parishioners, etc.

MY GAWD… must the end of this absolutely unacceptable, sorry state.of affairs end, concurrently, with the end of humanity, itself?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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UnPrintable Pitfalls of Pungent Pits?

In the wee hours of this Saturday morn, the odd hours I’ve been keeping (a pandemic-related and exacerbated, chronic phenomenon) found me slowly prying open my sandman gritted over eyelids; the direct consequence of catching a few Zs during a Buzzr TV network scheduled, Password mini-marathon.

Lo and behold… that was just in time for me to be eye-witnessing that show’s impresario and iconic host, Allen Ludden, tossing it all to commercial; i.e.., turning over his respectable game show podium to the impudent, psychotic conman and parasite, Mike Lindell; that latter man still serially smooching sore loser, Donald J. Trump’s fetid, fascist fanny. Yep, he’d much rather be promoting emperor Trump’s Big Lie (re the 2020 elections) than be presiding over his own, oft forsaken pillow empire.

All wordplay aside… ever since sore loser Trump really, Really, REALLY did get trounced by Joe Biden, ignoraNus (<— NOT A TYPO) Mikey, has been compulsively siphoning off multiple millions of his corporate profits; i.e. just to bankroll what WAS, IS, and SHALL FOREVER BE his futile crusade to non-Constitutionally, Oval Office re-install dictator, dickhead Donny.

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Obviously, MAGA “magnate” Mikey hates everything that’s decency and democracy related.

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Yet, even in spite of Lindell’s zealotry, he has recognized that, from time to time, in order to fluff his pillow profits, he must eschew fluffing Donny. Ergo, of late, he’s been frantically, TV huckstering his sleepy time products; in this instance, all courtesy of the Sixties era, ad campaign; namely, à la the very Right Guard deodorant commercial vid, that tops off this post.

I do find it fitting that Lindell has opted to go this route. Hmm, might he be sensing that his nearly three-year-old, odious, odoriferous political posturing is in need of a massive, metaphorical double spritz? You know, to metaphorically fumigate his stinky partisan and corporate armpits.

However, what Mikey has utterly failed to grasp, here,.. is that even were we to combine Right Guard with each and every other deodorant brand sold throughout the entire multiverse, that could NEVER, EVER even begin to fully mask what, sure as $#!+, always wafts off of ALL fascist fecal matter.

Truth be told… at present, what Trump, Lindell and every other MAGA malcontent, maniac and moron all sit atop is the Mount Everest magnitude dung heap of their shared, anti-decency, anti-democracy agenda.

More to the point, no truly respectable, perceptive citizens (inclusive of moi) could ever cozy up to a TV sponsor (such as Mike Lindell) whose side hustle, on behalf of his cult leader, one Donald J. Trump, is to co-sponsor, the political downfall of the United States of America.

Needless to say… I would no more buy into Lindell’s pillow sales pitch than into his all-things-Trump grift. Hell, I’d net more comfort from resting my noggin atop a log or tree stump.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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