Donny Didn’t Have a Prayer

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Obviously, presidential spiritual adviser Paula White’s impassioned prayer service, for the express purpose of snagging Donald J. Trump a second term, did not work. Perhaps the pacing back and forth dude distracted her?

Methinks she should’ve attempted an exorcism, instead; you know, to chase off Donny’s demons; namely, his pride, covetousness, lust, anger, gluttony, envy and sloth.

Demonstrably, she has missed her true calling, too. Think about it, folks. Minus her speaking in tongues shtick, she could’ve easily had a promising career as a baseball home plate umpire. I mean, have you ever heard anyone saying “strike” with better conviction and diction?

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Seven-Fold Dirt)

 

A sufficiently powerful Roomba has yet to be invented that could
suck up the dirty pride, covetousness, lust, anger, gluttony, envy
and sloth, which so utterly contaminate too many of our world’s
governmental offices, in particular, the one that is ovoid shaped.