NSFW* TrumPorn Riddle

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What visuals do Trumpers jack and jill to?
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Pix of ill-gotten pots of gold & cash caches;
Inundating, cyclonic (un)natural disasters;
Police brutality that targets people of color;
Mass murder incidents’ grieving survivors;
Traumatized, wailing, caged kids & infants;
Human poverty, misery, infirmity & death;
Klansman, Nazi and DJT MAGA hate-fests;
Replays of the January 6th Insurrectionists.

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Riddle That Ridicules

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  1. In the role of the “high financier”, he is both morally and monetarily bankrupt.
  2. Everything this full of himself, full of shit, big biz, big shot touches turns to shit.
  3. Referring back to #2, he would even fail at selling all that fertilizer to farmers.
  4. He is NOT high and mighty; he is actually insufferable and high-maintenance.
  5. As a self-proclaimed know-it-all, this ne’er-to-well knows nothing of substance.
  6. As a raconteur, all his shoveled shit can do is bore to tears and induce vomiting.
  7. This outwardly cocksure dictator is addicted to ass kisser accolades; validation.
  8. This corpulent couch potato gets off on his TV propaganda ministers’ “sermons”.
  9. This high on his horse, horse’s ass purportedly horses around with iffy “fillies”.
  10. Even with caked on clown make-up, donned girdle and shoe lifts he’s no Adonis!

Who is he?

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Riddle)

 

He is an under-educated, underhanded, small handed, big mouthed, big
headed, head of state demagogue; a dirty dickering big biz control freak;
the boss from hell; the flipping off rules ruler who idolizes dictators; gets
off, big time, on military parades; feels rapture for torture / lust for nukes;
pardons war criminals; arms the criminally insane; assaults, insults and
objectifies womankind; abducts, abuses, cages crying infants & children;
yearns for the adulation from his toady base / applause from hired hands;
blesses his propaganda ministers; threatens to gag / jail journalists; sup-
presses free press; silences free speech; nixes voting rights. Who is he?

 

 

 

 

 

Who Is He? A Riddle!

 

His Dee Cee political birth was a breech
His hold on power depends on hate speech
His oratory is word salad screech
He is a political / societal leech

He flips off the textbook facts, which smart folks teach
He turns two deaf ears, to the values priests preach
His words and deeds, are an ethics code breach
His moral compass, is far beyond reach

He flips off all forms of oversight’s bleach
He defies quick-fix advice, we beseech
His witch-hunt / fake news rants are full of keech
He’s off the deep end, THE END, let’s impeach!

 

 

 

 

A “Who Is He?” Riddle

 

• He staffs his revolving door, toxic workplace with the most uniquely unqualified, unprofessional, unsympathetic and unscrupulous people imaginable.

• He figures out the most outrageous, offensive and reprehensible things to say and do and then promptly sets forth to say and do them.

• He goes on rampages in the real world and on the www where he incessantly, incoherently and insanely rambles, rants and raves to poison any and all susceptible minds.

• He has spent his entire lifetime so convincingly telling whoppers that he has even deceived himself.

• He works / milks “the system” to engage in corrupt business transactions; thereby amassing obscene wealth at the expense of anyone foolish enough to ever trust him.

• He profiles, dehumanizes and offends anyone who doesn’t conform to his own upper crust, corrupt, wonder bread complected demographics.

• He crudely and shamelessly boasts / lies about his boudoir sexploits; thereby corrupting every overly impressionable male who’d ever be stupid enough to make him his role model.

• He is so closed-minded that nobody can teach him anything and, consequently, he goes through life knowing nothing of consequence.

• He is an embarrassment, not only to himself but to the entire human race.

• He would be doing society a tremendous favor if he’d just shut up and never show up at work again!

Who is he?