Rush Limbaugh’s Eulogy

Archconservative political commentator and radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh died of stage-four lung cancer, yesterday, at the age of 70. I’ve taken the liberty of eulogizing him / doing the complete rundown re all he did to improve society:

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Yep, that just about covers everything!

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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The Cancer of Rush Limbaugh

 

Since 1988, has-been Rush Limbaugh has been described as a radio personality and conservative political commentator.

Both phrases deceptively broad-brush his portrait, seeing how “personality” tends to conjure up notions of someone who is affable, fatherly, empathetic and lovable. As far as political opining goes, Limbaugh’s rhetoric goes too damned far. His deliberate distortions exploit nearly every negative “ism” under the sun… pander to the worst instincts of his mindless minions… a.k.a. his dittohead listeners who, sadly, can regurgitate, verbatim, his insane, inane, vitriolic talking points and mimic his sadistic viciousness… some of them even going on violent, deadly rampages.

Rush is not only blameworthy for spreading his mental contagion, which poisons the minds of overly impressionable listeners, politicians and copycat broadcasters, alike, but for also fomenting polarizing, DC gridlock… all of which debilitates / paralyzes America… perhaps to the point of our never fully restoring governmental functionality, societal normalcy and spiritual decency. Were it not for him, it’d be tough to see how Trumpism would’ve so easily become entrenched in society.

Egad! Must we talk about Donald J. Trump AGAIN? Well… we must… seeing how the fake prez awarded Limbaugh with the Presidential Medal of Freedom during last week’s State of the Union Speech. This exemplifies how debased and diseased Trump is and America has become. Seeing Rush adorned with that medal is an insult to each and every PAST RECIPIENT (<— let’s all click that link to honor them).

Were I among that distinguished community, I’d box up my medal, call UPS and order them to deliver it, overnight, to the Oval Office… my included note instructing Trump to stick it where the sun don’t shine. OMG… did I actually say that? See what I mean about about Limbaugh’s mean-spirited demeanor being contagious?

And were I to ever put into practice what Rush preaches to his captive audience, how would I now react to the reports of his recently diagnosed, life threatening, advanced lung cancer? Well… let’s just say it’d be in an ill-mannered manner… one that’d be inconsistent with wishing him well.

But… that would not be the real me.

Instead… believe it or not… I will now actually wish Limbaugh a complete recovery… in hopes that he’d perceive such an outcome to be the miracle, which it would be… in hopes that his being able to put his brush with death behind him, this would also cure him of the cancer that’s been consuming his soul ever since his broadcasts first assaulted the airwaves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rush’s Hot Air Rushes Don’t Ease Global Warming

 

Just in case there might be one or two of you, out there, who may not have heard (or heard of) that archconservative, broadcasting blowhole, Rush Limbaugh, here’s the skinny…

Limbaugh is a pathetic, stick figure quasi-human being… a deplorable, unconscionable, unprofessional phone-in, talk show host… no strike that… parasite. He’s a professional media whore who shills for / sucks up to each and every one of his kindred spirits… i.e., the ghoulish, gluttonous, Orwellian corporate “johns” who pay him, handsomely, to (figuratively?) drop his soiled, bunched up / loaded up drawers.

These “johns” will stop at nothing to grant that self-aggrandizing, propagandizing warper of public opinion ceaseless, limitless, national level, media exposure… allow him to fully expose himself… i.e., to indecently expose mindboggling levels of his ignorance.

To that end, Limbaugh routinely takes to the airwaves to incessantly bleat out his unintelligible, screeching, grunting, oinking noises. In a nutshell… that nut rails out against common sense… spits, claws and fights, tooth and nail, against mental health… especially his own.

More to the point, as of late, he’s been throwing around his considerable rhetorical and actual weight while… pulling out from his ass… his fiercely biased and uniquely ignorant notions about hurricanes and climate change.

In the wake of hurricane Harvey and while hurricane Irma is presently raging away in the Caribbean… check out how the climate change denying, know nothing, know-it-all Limbaugh recently raged on…

“Here comes a hurricane, local media goes on the air, ‘Big hurricane coming, oh, my God! Make sure you got batteries. Make sure you got water. It could be the worst ever. Have you seen the size of this baby? It’s already a Cat 5. Oh, my God, oh, my God, it’s bigger than the island of Haiti. Oh, my God.’ People run to the stores, they stock up everything, and they hoard. And they end up with vacant stores, nothing there. And it’s a big success. TV stations got eyeballs, the advertising businesses have sold out of business, gotta restock and the cycle repeats.”

“You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic. You don’t need a hurricane to hit anywhere. All you need is to create the fear and panic accompanied by talk that climate change is causing hurricanes to become more frequent and bigger and more dangerous, and you create the panic, and it’s mission accomplished, agenda advanced.”

So there you have it… in one breath… Rush (likely intentionally) further fuels the already existing public panic. He lambastes the media, meteorologists and climate change scientists as if what? Any attempts at protecting the public and saving lives is a bad thing? As if what? He believes such reports muscle in on his absolute blackout of information? OMG, must his monopolization of the media be inclusive of no weather warnings, too?

Would it surprise anyone if… with his very next breath… while airing / airing out his rank sponsor’s commercials… we’d find the off microphone, giddy, greedy, opportunistic Limbaugh placing an on the QT phone call to his Wall Street broker… bleating buy orders for mega-shares of Eveready™, Duracell™, Evian™, Figi™, Perrier™, etc.? You know… for the express purpose of fattening up his already obese portfolio.

Stunningly, Limbaugh actually did make one spot-on comment…

“I wish that not everything that involved news had become corrupted and politicized, but it just has.”

What a pity that, all the while he’s been tirelessly working towards the wholesale detriment / destruction of our global society, Rush Limbaugh has been oblivious to the fact that it’s HE, who has been corrupting and politicizing damned nearly everything!