Fortune Cookie Blog (Tongue-Twister)

 

If a Priest prefers to preach to pews packed with people while
a powerful pathogen precipitates and perpetuates a pandemic,
to prevent a premature powwow with Pearly Gatekeeper Peter,
the parishioners should promptly Put the Pastor out to Pasture!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (Halos or Horns?)

 

WHAT IF, “at the hour of our death”, there is this sudden revelation
that we must relive vivid memories of our Earthly words and deeds;
Throughout Eternity. Which cineplex venue would be more apropos
for the never-ending screenings of YOUR biopic? Heaven or Hell???