Preface: It’s becoming increasingly obvious that neither the Congressional Select Committee’s January 6th Hearings (into the insurrectionists’ attack upon the U.S. Capitol) nor the FBI’s and DOJ’s Investigation (into the classified documents dump at Mar-a-Lago) will result in even the slightest slap on the wrist retribution re Donald J. Trump; in spite of him signing into law, a 2018 bill which (re the latter caper), now brands him a suspected felon. It’s my consequent exasperation, which fuels the following essay; a blend of both farce and facts.
Figuratively Speaking (hopefully it’s not literally)…
Donald J. Trump’s acolytes are, indeed, a peculiar breed; little more than compulsive ass kissers.
Moreover, Trump’s TV / Interwebs talking heads, all serving at the pleasure of the XXX-prez, are all afflicted by such severe cases of Head Up (his) Ass Syndrome that, were it not anatomically impossible, we’d become witness to these rabid, radical propaganda ministers regularly committing unnatural, physical acts.
How about fleshing that out, you ask?
Well, to properly set up the obscene scene, first, imagine a cheery tune tooting out from a circus calliope and, next, as the drama builds, quick as a flash, everything comes to a head.
Cue the Circus Ringmaster…
“Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up to see each lined up behind Donald Trump contortionist / hack journalist, get their one chance to, first, ram the ol’ noggin up the XXX-prez’s pooper and, next, in sync with the drum roll’s rim shot, pop out of his piehole!”
Hey readers, the time is ripe for our collective, “eeewwww!”
Setting asside [sic] that fanciful, farcical circus scene…
Let’s take a look-see at praise / power junkie, potentate Trump, who’d go to any EXTREME to score, anew, that potent POTUS “fix” / cop that addictive political buzz.
Uh-oh, looks like a weird side effect is starting to crop up. Let’s watch as Donny’s ego engorged head soon rivals the diameter of planetary orb, Jupiter. (If that condition lasts longer than four hours, Donny had better place his Perfect Phone Call to his pal, Dr. Oz.)
And, while that (alleged) quack is medically evaluating his patient, that’ll gives us a chance to do a check up on the following humorless, below the belt, partisan political ploy, which could actually result in Trump’s premature (by two years) Back Door (Re)Entrance (into the DC Beltway Scene)…
Alas, following the 2022 Midterm Elections’ disastrous defeat of Democrats…
- Come January 2023, Republicans take back the U.S. Senate and House
- Since a House Speaker need not be elected, Republicans appoint Trump
- Malefic House Republicans trump up charges to impeach President Biden
- Senate Republicans put Biden on trial, convict and boot him out of office
- The House and Senate ditto this evil plot re Vice President Kamala Harris
- 2nd in the line of presidential succession would be House Speaker Trump
Alas, if any of that above, 6-Step Premonition actually happens, that’s when the never punished Donald J. Trump will, once again, be in power; be free to enslave / punish nearly all 8 Billion souls of planet Earth.
Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!
HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:
Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!