One Act Daft Wordplay Play

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The vigilant, diligent gent, Brent, lent a cent
to brilliant, militant, tenement tenant, Trent;
who spent it to rent a tent for his pet, pent-up
serpent; hellbent to dissent; via sibilant vent.

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Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Tongue-Twister

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The dilly-dallying, dull, doltish, government official doling out
only minuscule dollops of daily dollars, to on the dole, doleful
folks, only led to supplemental, societal, dolor and doldrums!!

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Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Tongue Twister

 

The sicko, bootlicker ballot casters-to-be, slake their accolades seeking icon’s needs, whilst, just to slicker such unsuspecting suckers, further, unscrupulous, scummy, lickspittle makeover artists / image consultants… as in lickety-split… skillfully slicken up the unlikable likeness of their lackadaisical, slacker candidate / client.

THE END!

 

Stay Safe at Home! Stay Publicly Masked! Stay Healthy!

 

 

 

 

 

Fortune Cookie Blog (Tongue-Twister)

 

If a Priest prefers to preach to pews packed with people while
a powerful pathogen precipitates and perpetuates a pandemic,
to prevent a premature powwow with Pearly Gatekeeper Peter,
the parishioners should promptly Put the Pastor out to Pasture!