Fortune Cookie Blog (reign reign go away)

 

There is no reining in the reigning tyrant, renown for his
torrential rainstorms of LIES. If his squall lines continue,
unabated, will ark builder Noah need to un-retire? Dust
off his blueprints? Start to saw & hammer away, anew?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is he a tyrant?

 

Seeing how the vast majority of you (regardless of your political stripe) already know who “he” is without any need to mention him by name… REGRETTABLY… the answer to that titled blog query must be YES.

As with all tyrants, a miscreant / malfeasant, such as he, will not only prove himself impossible to live with but also impervious to either moral redemption or constitutional removal.

Is America screwed?

Sorry to say, in all likelihood, a reversal of the 1st 2 words of that 3 word followup question will provide us an answer.

 

 

 

 

The Disgraceful Embrace ~ 1 Quick Limerick #066

 

He’ll ravish women, grab at private places,
He’ll sleep with white sheeted, brown shirted bases,
For tyrant peers he feels crushes,
Over his FOX friends he gushes,
He’ll lavish sychophants with his embraces.

 

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How To Spell T-Y-R-A-N-T (1 Quick Limerick #065)

 

He lusts for parades which roll out warfare’s might,
He meets / beats the press with tirades and fierce fight,
He yanks reporter’s credentials,
He can’t grasp voting essentials,
He heils the alt-right and spurns all oversight.

 

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Liberal Limericks To Promote Liberty (Part 1)

 

In muck and mud a known tyrant does wallow,

Same can be said of his flunkies who follow,

Suck-ups eager to please,

Get down on both knees,

The huge question? Do they spit or swallow?

 

Tyrant’s enablers: flawed judges, lawmakers,

The alt right media shills and muckrakers,

They’ll spread lies, monger fear,

They’re all mucked up, that’s clear,

Towards robust liberty, they’re all ballbreakers.

 

A mucked up tyrant is so tough to stop,

He’ll lop off heads, those who try, chop! Chop!! CHOP!!!

Question his revolution?

And his quick fix “solution”?

Will be to P-D-Q axe the top cop!

 

DC’s Dangerous Tangled Web of DeCeit

Electees and selectees, who hold down big government positions, must be truthful at all times. NO EXCEPTIONS! Whenever they get busted for telling flat out lies, their big boss MUST promptly bark out his trademark catchphrase, “YOU’RE FIRED!” To not do so causes the snarling, top dog to appear as guilty and corrupt as his obsequious subordinates.

Lies of omission are no better.

Often, obfuscation of the truth involves self-serving political expedience… better known as selective amnesia. Cutting through the euphemistic bullcrap, under these circumstances, what we’re actually eye witnessing are the big boss’s rat-like cronies scurrying and scampering around in CYA mode. These downright deplorables… these brazenly lying bastards are prioritizing paycheck over patriotism… career over country… and as such, MUST BE denied their cushy government positions, as well.

Other times, tiptoeing around the truth involves genuine forgetfulness. But even if such lapses of memory are not motivated by malice… even if these instances are isolated and rare… this is still reason for deep concern.

Considering how… as I type this… as you read this… tyrants (e.g. puppeteer Putin) and terrorists (e.g. ISIS / al Qaeda) are relentlessly plotting to dominate and devastate our world, we cannot afford anything less than picture perfect integrity and mental clarity from big government big shots… from the tippy top downward… all along the chain of command.

While it’s OK for forgetful people to be employed… their job descriptions had better not involve life or death decisions… where cloudy thinking could jeopardize the survival of democratic nations and freedom loving people everywhere.