Fortune Cookie Blog: Going Commando?

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Just as it’d be balmy for meteorologists to simultaneously report freezing
temps & advise we strip down to our skivvies [while in outdoor environs],
it’s just as crazy for virologists to simultaneously report Covid-19 variants’
feverish temps & advise we shuck our pandemic masks [in indoor venues].
When they command, “go commando” [uh, facially], it’s time to MASK UP!
Whether we’re vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed / spread coronavirus.

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Hence…

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Corona V & the Variants’ World Tour

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Recall Corona V & the Variants
The combo still storming the world stage
Damn! What a “killer” moniker!
For this is not a to sneeze at phenom / rage

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The novel super group
With bat-crap crazy, super-spreading fame
Going viral via word(s) of mouth
Be unmasked fan or foe unvaxxed or vaxxed

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The rampaging, to die for group
Presenting infectious new material
Preferably at SRO enclosed venues
“Playing” for keeps till death do goers part

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Recall this combo’s brain fogged following, too
Cultists heavily under the in-FLU-ence
Of hackneyed media hype ’n’ tripe
Routinely hacked up by publicist mercenaries

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Which End Nears? ~ Quick Limerick 109

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Even pandemic pros can’t say for sure
Determine Corona V’s M.O. du jour
Might each variant, new?
Turn / tighten the screw?
Will Covid vaccines get trounced or endure?

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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