Evaluation of Vlad (Quick Limerick)

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Mental illness can be so subliminal
Heads of State shun Headshrinkers’ regiminal
For instance, Vlad’s addled brain
Drives him to ravage Ukraine
Join the ranks of rank, savage War Criminal

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So-and-So

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Sociopathic, so-and-so, societal scourge, S.O.B.
Vladimir solicited Satan who, in turn, stole the
sole, so-called soul from every out for a stroll,
near a Ukraine shallow shoal* Russian soldier.

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*elsewhere too

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Carlson’s Carnage

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The irony of free speech / free press rights is that, when the bereft of all human decency, betrayers of Democracy exercise… correction… exploit them, egregiously so, they risk exterminating the very document that guarantees these 1st Amendment protections.

Case in point…

The Fox Network’s talking head / head case, one Tucker Carlson, has become a lump of malleable clay / pliable play dough in the hands of one Vladimir Putin, the strong-arm, who has not even needed to utilize his iron fist grip to facilely fashion that Tucker into Russia’s propagandist newbie.

Indeed, as I type and you read these words, the utterances of Putin’s patsy / protégé are being exploited in an attempt to [1] firm up Russian troops’ flaccid morale and [2] demoralize Ukraine’s indefatigable freedom fighters.

The very notion of that verbal venture, exemplifies just how unconscionable, unforgivable and un-American Carlson’s screechy screeds actually are; how such stench fails to pass the protected free speech sniff test.

After all, what that hack, Tucker, is up to is akin to shouting “FIRE” in a crowded theater; where no such conflagration exists; an action that’d absolutely result in needless injuries and fatalities.

More to the point…

Traitor Tucker is now shouting, “FIRE!” within Putin’s Ukraine theater of war; pointlessly perpetrating and perpetuating carnage and property damage; and as such, he’s become complicit in Putin’s crimes against humanity.

Tucker Carlson now has, on his own hands, the indelible blood red stain of Putin’s pointless war.

Seeing how, nowadays, nowhere within this Earthly realm, do right wing extremists ever get raked over the coals (re their treachery), perhaps, someday, he’ll be invited to attend Beelzebub’s “barbecue” (no asbestos attire allowed)?

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Volodymyr v. Vlad (Haiku)

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Vitriolic Vlad
vocal vulgar villainous
vapid vacuous

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Vlad violator
violently vile vicious
venomous viper

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Volodymyr vies
vows visible viable
visceral vengeance

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Vile Vlad’s vexed victims’
verve vigor vitality
valiant valorous

When Poetic Justice Prevails…

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Verse versus venue
Volodymyr vanquishes
virulent vile Vlad

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Web-Wide Gratitude

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My wholehearted, web-wide gratitude to all
(especially to Y, J.A. and WC) who have been
regularly clicking “LIKES” on my, otherwise,
universally unnoticed prose and poetry. Such
recognition doesn’t go unnoticed. Assuredly,
it works wonders to ameliorate my morale in
our mushroom-clouds-on-the-horizon world!

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Ukraine Diplomacy? ~ Quick Limerick

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To weigh ones words with skills of diplomat?
(No willful ill-will to jazz singer hepcat)
“HEY Putin! BUG-OUT posthaste!”
“You’re intestinal waste!”
Be it verb or noun, word, here, is “SCAT!”

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Etymology:

scat 1 |skat|
verb (scats, scatting, scatted) [no object] informal
go away; leave: Scat! Leave me alone.
ORIGIN
mid 19th century: perhaps an abbreviation of scatter, or perhaps from the sound of a hiss (used to drive an animal away) + -cat.


scat 2 |skat| (also scat singing)
noun
improvised jazz singing in which the voice is used in imitation of an instrument.
verb (scats, scatting, scatted) [no object]
sing using the voice in imitation of an instrument.
ORIGIN
1920s: probably imitative.


scat 3 |skat|
noun
droppings, especially those of carnivorous mammals.
ORIGIN
1950s: from Greek skōr, skat- ‘dung’; compare with scatology.

Oxford American Writer’s Dictionary / Thesaurus

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Ghoulish Grave Craver ~ Haiku

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With Russia’s / Ukraine’s
Half Million known Covid graves
Ghoul Putin craves more

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The latest Roylab stats indicate that Russia’s (known) Covid-19 death toll stands at 356,281 while Ukraine’s equals 106,485. Factoring in the tactics of Vladimir Putin’s propagandists (the super-spreaders of fake news), it’d not be a shocker to discover Russian fatalities to be strikingly higher. By now, one would think that the pandemic would’ve caused that tyrant to grow weary of death, but, ALAS, tyrant is the operative word. All of which, obviously, renders him, utterly incapable of thinking in a humane, rational, thoughtful manner; hence Vladimir Putin’s unwarranted / Ukraine invasion.

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Putin Needs To Denazify Russia

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Courtesy of Scott Simon, the learned host of NPR’s Weekend Edition Saturday and his superbly informed team of journalist colleagues, just this early a.m., I learned that, in addition to my preexisting knowledge of Vladimir Putin, the ruthless dictator / war criminal / psychopath, who poisons, imprisons and/or “merely” disappears his political enemies… well…

Madman Vlad is a hardcore hypocrite, too.

Case in point is HIS own excuse for invading Ukraine. To be clear, here…

“Russian President Vladimir Putin invoked World War II to justify Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, saying in televised remarks last week that his offensive aimed to ‘denazify’ the country — whose democratically elected president [Volodymyr Zelensky] is Jewish, and lost relatives in the Holocaust.”

NPR’s Rachel Treisman [Read More Here]
Updated March 1, 20223:02 PM ET
Originally published March 1, 20222:21 PM ET

Granted, there’s no denying that those who denazify society are doing our world a tremendous service, however…

Vlad’s claim loses whatever credibility it may have had, once we factor in HIS wholesale slaughtering of Ukraine’s innocent civilians, HIS taking pot shots at their nuclear power facility / other infrastructure and HIS menacing bluster re HIS own nuclear WMD stockpile / HIS itchy button pushing finger.

Hmm, one would think he’d have top prioritized denazifying HIS own miserable, sorry-ass excuse of a nation prior to (needlessly) taking on / attempting to topple Ukraine. Check this out…

Within HIS so-called society, Putin has actually allowed the following cancer to proliferate and putrefy…

“The Russian Imperial Movement is a Russian ultranationalist, white supremacist, far-right paramilitary organization based in Saint Petersburg. As of 2015, its leader is Stanislav Vorobyev. It has been designated as a terrorist group by the United States and Canada.”

03/05/2022 Google Search • non-credited author

Need anyone say any more?

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Ukraine Soldiers On ~ Quick Limerick

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Ukraine’s civilians, with pluck and aplomb
Defy invader Vlad: despot / dim / dom
They demonstrate untold grit
From that A-hole, take no S#!+
Their verbal volleys oft laced with F-bomb

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Contempt and Heartache

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No lexicon’s words yet exist to fully express decent folks’ contempt for Vladimir Putin and his unwarranted Ukraine invasion; our heartache re the consequent, indefensible human suffering and slaughter.

After all, we are discussing our decent, deeply rooted feelings; right down to our very DNA.

Ditto our lexicon’s limitations, re a sufficiently powerful word to articulate our revulsion re Putin’s protégé, strange bedfellow Donald J. Trump, who, of late, has been publicly, verbally praising / orally pleasuring Big Bad Vlad (e.g., branding that Russian a “genius” / his Ukraine aggression “wonderful”).

C’mon Donny, can’t you two at least scare up a couple bucks to get a room? Yes? No? / Da? Nyet? / да? нет?

Well, “No” is how it’s been playing out, seeing how Donny recently brain farted on/in the air during Laura Ingraham’s Fox network show; “passed” his utterly imbecilic belief that the United States had launched the invasion of Ukraine.

My gawd, folks, even the mildly politically engaged, civilian bystanders are aware that, so far, U.S. involvement has been sharing the military’s “war toys” with Ukraine. Other than that, President Joe Biden’s tactics have been limited to economic; i.e., aid to Ukraine / sanctions against Russia.

That Trump would be EITHER unschooled re OR, worse yet, unable to grasp these Ukraine 101 Fundamentals is truly scary; we are speaking of the very mucker who was fake prez from 2017-21; who WILL BECOME fake prez, anew, from 2025 onward. Forgive the end of term ambiguity. Factoring in DJT’s fascistic traits, does anyone actually believe that, once reinstalled, he’ll ever consent to a transition of power (while he’s still above soil)?

However, to return to the recent past, once Donny’s initial “flatulence” had dissipated within Ingraham’s “latrine”… well… let’s just say that his consonant and vowel movement was not over by a long shot; i.e., when he began “pooping out” his claim that, were he still calling all the shots, Putin would’ve never attacked Ukraine.

  • To say the least… such a self-assessment is little more than ludicrous self-aggrandizement.
  • To say more… considering Trump’s awe for all things totalitarian, had his January 6, 2021 coup d’état successfully stripped the presidency from Biden, would it shock anyone to witness him, presently deploying U.S. troops to prop up Putin’s malevolent, topple Ukraine plot?
  • If for no other reason… Trump would go to war (provoke WW-III) because he has never forgotten how his infamous, 07/25/2019, quid pro quo, “perfect phone call”, failed to shake down Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky; strong-arm him into digging up fake dirt to politically bury Joe and Hunter Biden.

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