Sketchy King Kink’s Sketch

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Preface: Is there even 1 soul out 8 billion who could not correctly ID King Kink?

Russkies claim King Kink craves watersports; Pee-Pee! Pee-Pee! Pee-Pee!
He hobnobs oft with Klansmen kooks; Creepy! Creepy! Creepy!
He’s deadbeat who stiffs hired hands: Cheapy! Cheapy! Cheapy!
His corrupt cronies hike price tags; Steepy! Steepy! Steepy!

He lost term two, still streams croc tears: Weepy, Weepy! Weepy!
His screechy screeds F-Bomb his foes; Bleepy! Bleepy! Bleepy!
His projected psyche brands poor Joe; Sleepy! Sleepy! Sleepy!
Past Twitter-Twaddle, birdbrained Tweets; Cheepy! Cheepy! Cheepy!

Almost gallows hanged his number two; VeePee! VeePee! VeePee!
His patsies’ scat crapped U.S. Cap; Heapy! Heapy! Heapy!
Under rugs he hides Top Secret docs; Sweepy! Sweepy! Sweepy!
In indictments he’s inundated: Deepy! Deepy! Deepy!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Enemas o’ the State: BumperStickerBlog

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MAGA freaks find / poop forth odoriferous ideology (aka
Trumpian talking points) with such, ahem, regularity, it’s
EZ to reckon they’re agile, heads-up-butts contortionists!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Icky Colonoscopy ~ Quick Limerick

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Summed up to-dos, Trump craves to execute
Zillionaires’ tax breaks; coup d’état; Earth pollute
“Crappy plots poop out his rectum!”
Exclaim critics, who inspect ‘em,
“He’s defecator / dictator; absolute!”

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Urine Their Clutches? ~ Quick Limerick

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MAGA freaks / sex fiends fret over word, cis
Plot to crotch probe; to brand mister or miss
When these perverts / misanthropes
Violate / groom with vile gropes
Folks must “baptize” ‘em; with hot streams of piss

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Further fleshing out this verse… it’s the #1, perverted fantasy of nearly all Trumper / MAGA (f)lawmakers to ram home their utterly worthless, odious dogma that humans cannot be anything other than cisgender. These radical righties wage their culture wars; battle overtime to propose extreme, (f)lawed legislation, which is expressly crafted to violate all school kids’ privacy; to psychologically scar them (for life) by subjecting them to regular, humiliating, genital inspections; inclusive of the painstaking documentation of each menstruating person’s monthly cycle… you know… just to make damned sure that everything is “just so”. In reality, such a get tough stance is to document, stigmatize and target the LGBTQ+ community, which MAGA maniacs loathe. Little doubt, someday, the Genital Gestapo’s enforcement efforts will span all demographics.

To say the least, none of this spine chilling agenda can possibly end well. To say more… my gawd… let’s not even go there…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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SOB ~ Quick Limerick

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A narcissist fascist ill-famed for bleats, grunts
and ignorant, ignoble, illegal stunts
Is likely a one-man crime wave
Alleges grand jury conclave
In spite of his “Woe is me!” lies ‘bout witch hunts

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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“Film” at Eleven (Teaser)

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Callow, craven, congressional crew colors with crayons while
a corrupt, cantankerous, coven’s covey choreographs a coup!

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If 11pm is way past your bedtime, that news teaser translates:
Naïve Democrats’ failure to secure free, fair elections permits
churlish, childish, MAGA minions to unconstitutionally contest
and toss totally legitimate ballots. And if thwarted, they will go
on a burn down Democracy and America rampage. The End!!!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Halloweenish (Quick Limerick)

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Poetry Prompts:

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!”

Harry S. Truman • American Senator and 33rd President [Read More Here]
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“It ain’t a Witch Hunt when the primary, person of interest reminds us of a fiendish, wicked witch; one hellbent on casting an evil spell over a massive, metastasizing, cultish coven; thereby spooking these sycophants into taunting and haunting virtuous, critical thinking mortals; till hell freezes over!”

Moi
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Advice TO fake god. FROM Real God; above’n
Can’t stand Fed Cop’s heat? Avoid kitchen’s “oven”!
The yarns you spin-spill; ‘bout witch hunts
Prod Feds’ tries to quell; your spells-stunts
Outsource your sorcery; squelch your cult-coven!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Mister Misanthrope

Subtitle: Any Doubts Who He Is?

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There’s nary a hope
For that dogmatic dope
Who, to progress, barks, “NOPE!”
With social norms cannot cope
He’ll push bad taste’s envelope
He always farts racist trope
His “conquests” he’ll grope
He reads like glum horoscope
All who deal with him mope
He’s got even the pope
And each philanthrope
At the end of their rope

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Deconstructing Da De Words

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Considering how the “de” prefix negates “construct”, the root of “deconstruct”; in essence, describes something taken apart, how is it that when Fall denudes deciduous trees. this doesn’t leave ‘em fully leaved? Moreover, how is it that beings, who’ve ceased being living beings, are deemed deceased? Shouldn’t deceased mortals still be alive and kickin’?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Baby’s 1st Words?

I cannot help but feel sorry for all the babies, who’ve been entering our world under less than optimal societal conditions; especially over the course of the past five years, or so; all of which got me to wondering what these 21st century tykes’ first words might be?

Factoring in the nearly worldwide, chaotic sociopolitical scene from my America-specific perspective, the key follow up question becomes…

Would it shock newbie parents if, on such a momentous occasion, instead of hearing the typical “Mama” or Dada”, that their darling little one’s first enunciated words sounded more akin to “MAGA” or “DudDon”?

Seeing how it’d not be out of the ordinary for entire new families to be undergoing tough times within this “MAGA” and “DudDon” dominated, decency decimated Dystopia… well… as for the final follow-up question…

Would it shock anyone if such parents’ own “word experimentation”; i.e., their enunciated grown-up word choice, would wind up influencing their newborns’ “word experimentation”; i.e., making baby’s first words…

F-Bombs (and other similar expletives)?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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