Vlad Needs a Nappy ~ Quick Limerick

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With each Doomsday Clock’s tick, Vlad grows madder
He woos World War III, there’s NOTHING sadder
His territorial pissing
Within Ukraine is not missing
Who’ll nappy Vlad, who can’t rule his own bladder?

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Dim Kim Jong-un vs. Dolt 45 (One Quick Limerick #013)

 

 

Dim Kim Jong-un vs. Dolt 45

(Subtitle: Beauty Pageant Losers)

 

Dim Kim Jong-un, down world’s wrong side, does drive,

He holds the crown: World’s Worst Whacko Alive!

He shoots off mouth, deems nukes toys,

Just like all small, cocky boys,

Such as first runner-up Dolt 45!