Annals of Anal American History

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WHAT IS THE PRESIDENTIAL RECORDS ACT (PRA)?

“The 1978 law requires the preservation of White House documents as property of the U.S. government. The law was passed in the aftermath of the Watergate scandal, when a collection of secret tapes that President Richard Nixon had considered destroying played a defining role.”

Google Search • 12 April 2022

AS “PREZ” WHAT DID DONALD J. TRUMP LIKELY THINK ABOUT THE PRA?

SHORT SANITIZED ANSWER: Not a whole helluva lot.

SOMEWHAT LONGER DIRTIER ANSWER: He’d actually shred documents up, scarf ’em down and (presumably hours later) royally flush them down his throne. Obviously, his body’s alimentary canal, came into play, too.

However, when push came to shove (sorry, the double entendre was irresistible), he’d oft bypass the middle man and directly flush shredded documents; thereby clogging up the White / Out House sewers.

GUESS WHAT? In all likelihood, for the very first time, EVER, in his entire disgusting life, Tidy Bowl Trump was able to honestly, accurately assess his / his entire administration’s ideology, as a (w)hole.

Tho Donny does appear to be guilty of having buried (at sea?) a shedload of incriminating evidence, what would be the point of making the much needed federal case over it?

I mean, as we’ve already seen untold times, before, Teflon Trump seems to have been bestowed irrevocable, above the law status; ergo, in the end, he’d NEVER, EVER be held accountable for ANYTHING, ANYWAY!

BIG BOTTOM LINE: Even a dunce, such as Donald J. Trump, still knows a heap of stinkin’ crap when he sees / smells it; and where anal end-products belong within the Annals of Anal American History.

CONSIDERING THE TRUMPIAN STENCH: For the foreseeable future, our pandemic masks will need to be called upon to do doo-doo double duty; all the more reason to:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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