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Soooooo… we now know that President Joe Biden, just like Donald J. Trump, has been lax with keeping America’s secrets secret; both dudes allegedly guilty of squirreling away improperly secured documents; the very type both should’ve returned to the U.S. National Archives and Records Administration (NARA) at the completion of their past governmental duties (if not sooner).

Needless to say, Biden’s weak claim that many of these docs were stashed in his locked garage does fail to pass muster as a “Keep Out” sign. Nope, that would never spook the type of creeps renown for engaging in espionage.

Soooooo… are we supposed to assume that if foreign and domestic spies had never opted to hot-wire and repurpose Joe’s vintage Corvette (as a getaway car), that would mean what? That they were never, ever there?

Alas, Joe has now lost his “trusted adult in the room” status; i.e., will find difficult any reclamation that he’ll always act smartly when dealing with all future, sensitive intelligence.

On the plus side… unlike Trump, Biden [1] appears unmotivated by avarice and/or evil intent, [2] did opt to out himself and [3] has been fully cooperating with all NARA and Department of Justice (DOJ) personnel.

On the negative side… the blowback; namely, how, right on cue, the Stateside journalistic hacks / talking head imbeciles, who staff the insufferable, hardcore right wing noise machine (e.g. Fox “News”, One America “News”, “Newsmax”, etc.) have been working overtime; going hog wild; squealing like the fascist pigs that they are; essentially saying that IF the Feds intend to call out Trump / establish his culpability / perhaps even convict and incarcerate him, THEN Biden deserves the identical outcome.

And you know what… I’d classify such an eventuality a win-win. IF that’s the one and only way anyone will ever, finally mete out Trump’s long, Long, LONG overdue punishment, I’d say, WHY NOT?

Albeit unconventional and unintentional, the forever uncrowning of Trump could become the Biden Administration’s crowning glory!

On the plus side… once (to save on Secret Service protection cost overuns) Trump and Biden become cell block bunkies, Vice President Kamala Harris would become America’s first female president. Beyond that, such an outcome could easily past muster as the perfect “KEEP OUT” sign (posted outside the White House / Oval Office to forewarn all Trumpers / MAGA malcontents).

What would truly Make America Great Again, would be to, once and for all, officially quash the quadrennial, presidential aspirations of one Donald J. Trump; aka that existential threat to Mother Earth, Lady Liberty and Humanity!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Lock Him Up!

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All appalled by the Capitol attack’s Hellscape pix
Know traitor Trump’s troops / toadies “swim” river Styx
With till-hell-freezes-over contempt still in mix
They collude to crown fascist Trump / freedom nix
Too damned much time has passed sans robust fix
It’s not too late to bust / lock up Trump for Jan. six!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Squabbling Struggling House Divided

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On 3 January 2023, Donald J. Trump’s MAGA minions, morons and malcontents began their reign of terror within the U.S. House of Representatives; these radical Republicans’ odious goal being to grind to a halt all legislation that’s vital to the survival of Mother Earth and Lady Liberty.

Fleshing this out further, rather than this minuscule hardcore right majority striving to establish and preserve a healthy ecology and robust Democracy based ideology, we presently find these climate change deniers / fascistic freaks up to their patented, patently offensive old / dirty tricks; i.e., to run out the clock while collecting their (unearned) paychecks.

Translation, we wind up with their insufferable, unproductive political theater; their petty childish squabbling. Chalk that all up to that long established, regrettable truth that very few of these MAGA maggots possess (bare minimum) two functioning human brain cells.

Ergo, we cannot expect them to possess even the slightest inkling as to how to lead effectively and equitably. And more to the point, that means they will NOT be working, diligently, towards the establishment of cogent sensible, game plans necessary to save our home world and homeland.

And, needless to say, on both counts, precious time IS running out; and I do emphasize, rapidly!

Case in point, MAGA has been struggling to elect a new Speaker of the House. The main bugaboo / bug up their collective ass has been [1] how to unearth and elevate the most monstrous, disgusting, poorest excuse of anything that has ever walked on two feet (with a four knuckle assist) and [2] to foist off said “human” upon the very constituents they were elected to represent / serve.

And apparently, as of my posting time, Kevin McCarthy, who, once upon a time, had been deemed the shoo-in, House Speaker wannabe, has now become worthy of his colleagues’ collective boot in the butt.

Hell, even some of their nominating speeches’ word choice can expose much of the evil that lurks in their heads and hearts (What heads? What hearts?). The Red Alert klaxons went off in my own noggin the very nanosecond that I ear witnessed one, officiously delivered, telltale, scant, two-letter word. Check it out…

“Republicans, including many moderates, have been impressed by Byron Donalds; they’re impressed by his ability to work together. They respect his leadership. We see him as someone who can communicate what we are all wanting to do in this House TO Americans.”

Lauren Boebert (R – Colorado)
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“to Americans”?
“TO AMERICANS”?
Shouldn’t Republicans’ be striving to do stuff FOR Americans?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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