Old Grump snarled at Ma Nature, “F You!”
From the Paris Accord he withdrew,
It’s a damned shame Grump’s old man,
Had not conceived THIS game plan:
To always “exit” when his wife he knew!
Category Archives: Biology 101
99 Word Blog (#019) Let’s Play Final Jeopardy
Today’s category:
WTF Were They Describing?
Answer:
It’s like nothing we’ve ever seen before!
Question:
What were the Trump Campaign, the Mars Mystery rock and HIV?
Show’s over… roll credits… fade to black…
Let’s now talk HIV/AIDS.
True, Ma Nature might’ve been counteracting overpopulation. But what if it’d been a recombinant DNA laboratory superbug, which had escaped?
Accidental? Maybe… but consider how…
1. Historically, genocidal hatemongers have exploited nationality, ethnicity, religiosity and sexuality…
2. The gay male demographic, wrongfully reviled by the nasty narrow-minded, were first to get infected…
Might HIV/AIDS have been a deliberate attack?
Show’s over… fade to black…
When you gotta go…
However you may feel about gender issues, our public restrooms, which only acknowledge the unforgiving, narrow parameters of female and male, are just not cutting it. However, there can be a resolution to this problem.
But prior to getting down to details…
For the benefit of those who may harbor any anti-transgender issues, I have a few questions. Are you left handed or right? Brown eyed or blue? Brunette or blonde? Short or tall? Small framed or large?
Considering the complexity of the process, where a single cell blossoms into a human being… the randomness of the process, which determines our genetic traits… would you not agree that there are going to be times when people wind up with sexually ambiguous anatomy?
So what is a transgender person to do when, for far too long, our public restrooms have been set up to perpetuate the flat-out lie that humanity rigidly falls under the category of either XX or XY?
It is the height of arrogance and insensitivity to try to force people to lead lives, which are not compatible with their bodies and true sense of self.
States, such as California, have begun to implement some changes for the better. This video excerpt from The Young Turks cohosted by Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian discuss what’s been going on, on the Left Coast.
This clip lasts 6:30 and, if you’re upset by icky issues and/or profanity, I highly recommend that you stop this video at 2:02.
My proposed solution expands on what California has started…
Our public restrooms (involving more than single occupant usage) need to be reconfigured nationwide. Each stall should be enclosed by floor to ceiling walls and lockable, full-length doors.
That way the gender of these new restrooms would be determined by whoever the occupant of the moment happened to be.
The sink area (and ONLY the sink area) would be unisex and (best of all) would be where Mom and/or Dad could wait / be on the look out for their youngsters’ safety.
These communal areas could also be monitored by security cams and/or guards… we could call this security force the Pee-Pee Police. Hey… a little lavatory levity is needed to cut through what has become a nationwide hysteria (well… at least, here, in America).
This extensive reconstruction project would also be a boon to the economy. It’d be tantamount to dealing a “royal flush” to the plumbers and carpenters. Of course a renovation project of that magnitude could take years / decades. But… the sooner we begin, the better it will be for everyone.
Someday, hopefully soon, “when you gotta go” where you will go will not be so problematic.
