Sustainable Lifestyle: Keyboards R Key

Daily writing prompt
Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle?

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Music is my life… began playing a major role in sustaining me, emotionally at a very early age; especially after elementary and middle school bullies began making my life miserable; inclusive of their turning the lion’s share of the student body against me.

The exile they had driven me into, I suppose, hadn’t been all bad. After all, my laying low had also helped me avoid their verbal and physical assaults. However, to help make the social isolation a bit more bearable, I got by with a little help from my self-made, newfound, surrogate friends; the recording artists and the DJs who aired their music.

The trailblazing Beatles were first to fill my void. And while I was spinning their records on my monaural Zenith record player, countless other bands, trios, duos and solo artists (hailing from every corner of the world), were also making the scene (some of them enduring / others one-hit wonders).

At that juncture… I knew the score; enough to not only get me more in touch with the music, itself, but to also get me thru life; btw, my piano lessons, of that same era, helping to complete my own scene.

In essence, that keyboard became a proven lifesaver.

It was half a century later that I received an extraordinary birthday gift from my sister; an iPod, which, in turn, necessitated my making first contact with the Interwebs / iTunes; which, in turn, streamlined the organization of my vast music library which, in turn, introduced me to the MySpace music / blogging community.

At that juncture… I began venting my left leaning views via blogs, in turn, publishing them across the www; via my computer.

In essence, my device’s keyboard became, yet, another proven lifesaver.

So, to “A” the prompt’s “Q”…

“Are there things you try to practice daily to live a more sustainable lifestyle?

To be sure! Be it my reading sheet music’s treble and bass clef dots; be it proofreading my posts by crossing every “t” and dotting every “i”, both pastimes became… and to this very day… remain the driving force behind what it takes to keep me going.

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in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
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From the kitchen of…

Daily writing prompt
What’s the most delicious thing you’ve ever eaten?

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Forward: Seeing how the culinary arts, once cooked to perfection, are akin to pure poetry, what better way to satisfy the terms of this new day’s, foodie prompted prompt, than à la the age-old limerick?

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From the kitchen of… my mom…

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The tastiest thing ever fed to my tummy?
Was it snack? Soup? Entrée? Or dessert yummy?
It’s as American…NATCH…
…as Mom’s apple pie! Made from scratch!
Warm filling slightly tart; Crust flaky / crummy!

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can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

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How ’bout that ol’ Birthday Suit?

Daily writing prompt
If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?

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Yeah… yeah… yeah… my headline was/is inspired by my, at times, smart-ass nature. Even so, there IS a lot of truth to that quip; after all the skin we’re in has been our fashion statement since day one.

Butt… correction… But let’s get down to the business at hand. Seeing how (backdating to my happy, hippie-dippy era), informal-wear has been my overall, traditional, fashion statement, I’d say that a basic black pocket tee topping off a pair of whitey tighties (<–TMI? Ha ha!) underneath a pair of classic Levi Strauss 505-0217 straight leg bluejeans would be an outfit I wouldn’t mind being caught dead wearing.

Why, considering my advanced years, yes indeed, this could easily become a till-death-do-the-man-and-his-garments-part prospect.

Of course I will need to pause, momentarily, to factor in life’s practicalities, too; such as…

What oh what would I wear… each time I’d be doing my laundry? Nothing… nothing other than my birthday suit, right? Ergo, bare minimum, I had better double up on the quantities of those tees, tighties and dungarees.

Well, I do believe I’ve now got all CYA matters covered to ensure none of my illicit parts will ever elicit outrage; never cause 9-1-1 operators to be swamped with citizen complaint calls; never prompt them to dispatch the cops; whose main mission would be to get to the bottom of everything, right?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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Spirituality’s Significance in My Life

Daily writing prompt
How important is spirituality in your life?

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By the time I reached 12 years of age, I had realized that organized religion is not my scene.

What I’d found objectionable, in part, was how my particular, peculiar parish boasted congregants far more possessed by their worldly possessions than by the desire to become more spiritual. And more to my point, the even bigger turn-off, in play, was their apparent disinterest in advancing and applying each Sunday sermon’s wisdom towards the overall betterment of our global society.

I also found some of the fundamental indoctrination (charitably speaking) implausible.

For example, how could we, wee humans have been made in our creator’s purported image; that of a wizened, long bearded, XY chromosome configured entity; boasting a full inventory of boy parts (to say nothing of that booming bass voice) when roughly fifty percent of human beings are XX chromosome configured; boasting a full inventory of girl parts? Of course, as my awareness heightened I realized there was an unanswered (perhaps never to be honestly answered), natural follow-up Q, too…

How, pray tell, could intersex individuals ever be expected to identify with a cisgender male head honcho?

Granted, I do realize that all I’ve said, so far, could be easily misconstrued as sinful, sacrilegious, irreverent or even blasphemous (depending on the fervor / fever of each critic’s devoutness / intolerance).

Over what? My critical thinking inspired non-conformity with organized religion? I’d sure like to know how the hell anyone could ever find my consequent, alternative belief system objectionable. To flesh that out a bit…

Over three score ago, I came to the realization that the Golden Rule affords me all the spirituality driven guidance necessary for leading a moral life. While spirituality can be learned via theologians’ sermons, it’s far more profound a learning experience when the revelation comes from deep within.

And spirituality does run deep. It’s a Force of Nature; one of the main ingredients that had been bubbling within our worldly primordial soup.

I experience such heightened awareness whenever / wherever I observe the orderliness of nature; be this the…

  • sight of the nighttime constellations, nebulae, planets, etc.
  • sound of a passing by hummingbird’s whirring wings
  • scent of fresh air following a gentle summer’s rain
  • taste of brewed at the crack of dawn coffee
  • touch of hand-in-hand love and affection

Seeing how the prompt did ask, “How important is spirituality in your life?” I hope all that I posted above has proven to be an adequate answer…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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EZ to Stop Nothing that Never Occurred

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President Biden plans to go green; increase gas stove efficiency!
Few folks could ever fault that, RIGHT? WRONG! Check this out!
Prevaricator (f)lawmakers, most MAGA red, opt to ply their ploy;
kick their rabble rousing into high gear; spew yuge whoppers to
their low-information constituents that Biden will command his
Gazpacho [sic]* to kick down folks’ doors to seize kitchen ranges.
Next, propagandists pollute the airwaves/streams; verify that lie!
Seeing how our prez had NO such plans, anyway; would NEVER
resort to such Gestapo tactics, either; the very next election cycle
Joe’s Foes will hit the campaign trail; all of ‘em spinning this yarn:
“See! We MAGA Republicans are fighting for you! Were it not for
us, you’d have no way to cook your breakfasts-lunches-suppers!”
Tom says: “It is child’s play to stop nothing that never occurred!”

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*Marjorie Malaprop:

“Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) confused gazpacho with the
Nazi gestapo in comments targeting House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
(D-CA) who she falsely claims has police officers roaming the halls
of the Capitol and spying on Republicans.” [Posted: Feb 10, 2022]

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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10-Step Self-Care

Daily writing prompt
How do you practice self-care?

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Preface: Granted, rehashing my self-care regimen certainly qualifies as a yawner. But that’s not all bad; especially if you’re a WP reader ISO de-stressing and/or soporific content.

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  • Eat a 2,000 calorie, low fat, balanced diet, daily; stay hydrated
  • Regularity is key; as the Charmin TP advert sez, “Enjoy the Go.”
  • Exercise regularly; heart smart, fast-paced walks work out fine
  • Exercise your gray matter, too; fill in Crossword / Sudoku grids
  • Stay au courant; read and comprehend honestly by-lined works
  • Engage in stress relieving recreational activities and/or hobbies
  • Live The Golden Rule; abide by all ethical, evenhanded statutes
  • Socialize with family/friends; chatty cashiers work wonders, too
  • Schedule bedtime at the same time each night; rack up 8 hours
  • Get plenty of Big O’s, drink booze in moderation & don’t smoke

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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A Waste of Time? Not Really!

Daily writing prompt
How do you waste the most time every day?

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As a blogger who presides, primarily, over sociopolitical / socioeconomic matters, I probably waste the most time psychoanalyzing the most aggravating, flagrant wasters of time to ever disgrace the U.S. government; from Washington DC all the way down to…

  • Why (Arizona)
  • Whynot (North Carolina)
  • Hell (Michigan)
  • Half Hell (North Carolina)
  • Satan’s Kingdom (Massachusetts)
  • Truth or Consequences (New Mexico)
  • Rough and Ready (California)
  • Yum Yum (Tennessee)
  • Romance (Arkansas)
  • Peculiar (Missouri)
  • Scratch Ankle (Alabama)
  • French Lick (Indiana)
  • Pee Pee (Ohio)
  • Ding Dong (Texas)
  • Knockemstiff (Ohio)
  • Funk (Nebraska)
  • Colon (Michigan)
  • Hygiene (Colorado)
  • Boring (Oregon)
  • Bugtussle (Kentucky)
  • Booger Hole (West Virginia)
  • Ninety Six (South Carolina)
  • Three Way (Tennessee)
  • Breeding (Kentucky)
  • Two Egg (Florida)
  • Intercourse (Pennsylvania)
  • Bangs (Texas)
  • Cut and Shoot (Texas)
  • Cumming (Georgia)
  • Climax (Michigan)

And yes, MOST ASSUREDLY, that above rundown showcases really real towns spanning the entire Stateside scene.

YET, I’ve gotta ask… Is my blogging politics really, Really, REALLY a waste of time?

Short Answer: NOT in my book!

Somewhat Lengthier Answer: NOPE, not when Anti-American, bigoted, misogynist freaks Donald J. Trump and his dutiful Orwellian propagandists, sycophantic (f)lawmakers, partisan hack judges and low-information voters (be they insurrectionist spectators OR actual January 6th participants) remain existential threats to the survival of Liberty and Democracy.

To say the least about ’em… be it their political attacks (actual wars) or political theater (culture wars), they are nothing more than a time wasting distraction and, as such, are proven roadblocks to all progress.

For, indeed, time is running out, RAPIDLY for rescuing planet earth from environmental ruin; for liberating our price gouged, astoundingly underpaid, worked to a frazzle, bereft of benefits laborers from such toxic work environments.

I could go on and on and on… mainly because today’s discussion has barely scratched the surface.

BUT, suffice to say… America, as it (barely) stands in the here and now, is getting run down into the ground by fascist freaks such as Donald J. Trump and his above mentioned henchmen / cohorts / confederates.

And no honorable humans should ever stand for THAT!!!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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Comfort Food For Thought

Daily writing prompt
Which food, when you eat it, instantly transports you to childhood?

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I discovered long ago, how the two sides to the same whipped up batter coin, Flapjacks and Waffles, once saturated with maple syrup, contain the perfect high sugar / carbohydrate content necessary to provide instantaneous contentment.

Indeed, such a comfort food buzz doth guarantee most adults a free ride back to childhood.

Fortunately, the much younger version of me was paying full attention to my mother when, totally from scratch, she concocted such confections; so much so, that, throughout most of my life, I’ve been able to do justice to replicating her handiwork.

Moreover, I do deem comfort food prep a talent that’s vital to preserving lifelong emotional stability; seeing how…

  • Mom’s home cooking did help see me thru my boyhood besieged by bullies.
  • My home cooking now helps me cope with our utterly mad, Mad, MAD world.

And mad, Mad, MAD is an apt description when We the Sensible People have little to no power to rein in the…

  • global warming deniers’ abject neglect that threatens to set Mother Nature ablaze
  • misogynistic, narcissistic fascists’ fantasies that obsess on torching Lady Liberty
  • nuclear warlords, who lust to morph eight billion bodies into radioactive cremains

My being mindful of all the above bullet-pointed items, I’m now planning on making tomorrow a Flapjack Sunday.

After all…

Breakfast time flapjack flipping IS infinitely preferable to our / my flipping out over flipped out, out of control, ideologue ignoraNuses (<– not a typo).

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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Jovial – Fair – Knowledgeable

Daily writing prompt
Who is your favorite historical figure?

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Soon after this once-upon-a-time boy had made a wish and blown out six flickering candles, I got to watch a televised debate where I was introduced to my Fave Historical Figure (FHF) for the very first time.

Oh, btw, his vibrant, youthful attributes had proved to be the diametric opposite of his opponent’s cadaverous, five o’clock shadowy image. And, according to my folks, terms such as “cadaverous” and “shadowy”, had described, To a T, his rival’s ideology, too!

Mere days later, my mother had whisked me into the voting booth, closed the curtains and, upon delivering her brief, how-to tutorial; hoisted me high enough to reach that little lever and tug it downward. Yep, in a sense, I had helped that TV debate’s victor achieve an Election Day victory, too! Yep, I got to cop that voting buzz a full dozen years prior to reaching the age of majority!

In the years to follow, the thrills just kept on coming, too; i.e., whilst watching him…

  • hold press conferences; at times, inclusive of Cheshire cat grinning and chuckling (of leader and reporters, alike).
  • vow that America would land a man on the moon by decade’s end.
  • kick Deep South, white supremacist ass.
  • deploy the National Guard to desegregate Alabama’s public schools.
  • avert a nuclear world war with the Soviet Union / Russia.

It was shortly after adding three more candles to my birthday cake that I got suddenly robbed of my childhood innocence and overcome by overwhelming sorrow; alas, when the assassin’s (or was it the assassins’) bullets buried both that vibrant leader and his dynamic agenda; thereby plunging me, my family, our nation, the entire free world into deep mourning.

Starting with that ill-fated, mid-afternoon Friday, our grieving continued throughout that entire weekend; the Monday funeral and, onward, throughout the months, years and, yes, even decades that followed.

In the event that there may be one reader, who has yet to figure out just who the hell I’m blogging about, this post’s three, headlined words not only, partially define our fallen hero’s stellar personality; but these three word’s caps also reveal his illustrious, initialed identity.

Of course, when fully spelled out, this man, my Favorite Historical Figure “resurrects” as…

John Fitzgerald Kennedy; America’s 35th POTUS!

Alas… ever since that Friday, November 22, 1963 tragedy in Dallas, TX, my birthday cakes’ candles have been increasing in increments of one. Yet, no matter how old I get; no matter how hard I’ve wished, there can be no quantum leaping into a timeline where JFK had survived that Dallas, Texas tragedy.

Tho a Twilight Zone screenplay writer, J. Neil Shulman, did test the alternate reality waters. Yet, in spite of his giving it the ol’ college try… well… just watch the 28 minute episode, Profile in Silver, and see for yourself, how everything plays out…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
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60 Secs: The Latest Online Op-ed Rage

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Preface: This 60 Minutes rip-off / spin-off, 60 Secs, certainly lives up to its name; seeing how it takes one minute (or less) to read this op-ed; btw, more installments to follow IF this new “program” snags good ratings (receives enough LIKES).

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MAGA (f)lawmakers, who are on a crusade to Ban & Burn all
honestly authored, racial equality themed textbooks & novels;
won’t stop there. They’re now threatening legal action against
all scribes, who Fact Check the screechy screeds and speeches
penned and preached by these very (f)lawmakers, themselves!
Such Orwellian ‘tudes and tactics won’t likely stop there, either!
Would it shock us when they legalize the detainment and death
decrees for ALL found “GUILTY” of possessing an IQ above 89?
By the By… MAGA folks (by & large below 89) would be exempt!

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  • Above 130: Very Gifted
  • 121-130: Gifted
  • 111-120: Above Average Intelligence
  • 90-110: Average Intelligence
  • 80-89: Below Average Intelligence
  • 70-79: Cognitively Impaired

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By the by… my hauling out the IQ Scale is not meant to shame anyone; instead, it’s a display that’s akin to a talking points rundown that (if lucky) will prove a starting point; eventually leading up to a Scared-Smart, Tough Love Intervention.

Obviously, dummies’ no-questions-asked / allowed allegiance to cult leaders is akin to garbage in / garbage out programming.

It’s my belief that “dummies” who, deep down, do know better, in time, can be deprogrammed towards the betterment of both themselves and society.

If you happen to know anyone who fits that description, the following bullet pointed evaluaton might even prompt a long overdue, timely, (intervention cloaked) friendly chat…

You can never be deemed a stable genius IF you…

  • prefer banning & burning books to enkindling racial harmony and civility
  • back the January 6th insurrectionists who tried to burn down democracy
  • mindlessly buy into small-minded Donald J. Trump and his “I won” Big Lie

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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