UnGentle Gentry: Fortune Cookie Blog

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The off on a tangent gentry, oft swear they
are our ideological and theological betters,
YET, rarely work intelligently, cogently and
diligently towards our society’s betterment.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Gov. Issue God: Fortune Cookie Blog

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Nothing (But Trouble) Up Their Sleeves

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Be wary of Radical Righties who hide diabolical tricks up their sleeves.
In the end many wear their religion on their hued brown shirtsleeves;
strikingly so; right above (or is it beneath?) their Swastika armbands.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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7 Little Letters: Fortune Cookie Blog

Subtitle: And the Children Shall Lead

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Ever notice how the seven letters, required to spell the word,
“quality” account for nearly eighty-eight percent of the letters,
needed to spell out “equality”? While it’d be no problem for an
elementary school kid to calculate this; it’d be our calculating,
prejudicial, “grown-up” (f)lawmakers who’d have no problem in
flat-out rejecting these ethical and mathematical fundamentals!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Needy v. Greedy (Fortune Cookie Blog)

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Please pay heed to how, when push comes to shove,
greedy scoundrels’ dirty deeds breed; too oft impede
needy souls’ hopes to feed and fend for themselves.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Doms ’n’ Subs (Fortune Cookie Blog)

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Paradoxically, electioneering wanton wannabes/dogmatic dominators;
screechingly & deafeningly demand constitutionally guaranteed, free
speech rights, YET, once empowered, they’ll absolutely abandon said
constitution; flat-out deny once inalienable free speech rights to all the
submissives who typically, recklessly opt to vote FOR ‘em; not to men-
tion all the autonomous who conscientiously opt to vote AGAINST ‘em.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Piecemeal Peace

The Mined Mind

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Ordinarily… Once one feels endangered
from getting a piece of someone’s mind,
that’s oft akin to a piece of mined mind,
such reality rarely, IF EVER, establishes
a positively engendered peace of mind.

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Be people vaxxed OR unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Too Much To Ask?

Pandemic 101 Wisdom cannot be stated enough! Hence, this common sense recap…

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Be people vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed ‘n’ spread the
batcrap crazy contagious Corona-V; which, in turn, proliferates
variants, which, in turn, could lessen the efficacy of the current
vaccines, which, in turn, will needlessly prolong this pandemic!
PLEASE prove you really care about humankind by heeding this
easy as pie, cover your nostrils/piehole; plus shelter ADVISORY:
Stay publicly/properly masked! Stay safe at home! Stay healthy!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Going Commando?

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Just as it’d be balmy for meteorologists to simultaneously report freezing
temps & advise we strip down to our skivvies [while in outdoor environs],
it’s just as crazy for virologists to simultaneously report Covid-19 variants’
feverish temps & advise we shuck our pandemic masks [in indoor venues].
When they command, “go commando” [uh, facially], it’s time to MASK UP!
Whether we’re vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed / spread coronavirus.

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Hence…

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A++ i tudes ~ Fortune Cookie Blog

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When conscientious leaders have earned a wide latitude and lofty altitude;
all amidst the atmosphere of quietude & solitude, the situation’s magnitude
is highly conducive to converting aptitude, attitude, solicitude and fortitude
into dedicated problem solving; resulting in a society resembling beatitude;
thereby motivating the led citizenry to express their undying gratitude. too!

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Contrarianism: Fortune Cookie Blog

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Seeing how, against the backdrop of an ongoing global pandemic,
Uncompromising Contrarianism has now become the latest rage,
one would expect the infuriated riffraff to flat-out defy all rulers’
ill-advised doff mask decrees; instead, decide to wisely don them.

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Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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