Fortune Cookie Blog (I Voted?)

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The slots of the paper shredder and ballot box electronic tabulator
present quite the uncanny resemblance. Pity people, who dwell in
nations where Fascism trumps and tramples Freedom. When auto-
crats machinate, there’s absolutely no diff between these machines!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (The Evil “I”)

The oft heard maxim goes, “There’s no ‘I’ in the word ‘TEAM’”!
A variation of that wisdom goes, “Narcissists, who only think
in terms of ‘I’; who believe that only they can RUN the whole
shebang; oft add their ‘I’ to RUN; ergo they RUIN everything!”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Weighty Issues)

 

While fathead Fascists oft cause Freedom Lovers
to lose their appetite, it would still be far wiser to
lose ‘em than use ‘em as a means to lose kgs / lbs.

 

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (“4G” Flaws)

 

Be wary of banksters, who suffer a surplus of greed, guile, gall and
gangrenous gray matter; who penalize low balance account holders
by exacting exorbitant service fees that further lower their balances.
Ditto, those 4G flaws re predatory lenders, who punish folks earning
the lowest incomes; by socking them with the highest interest rates.
Same probs re home & auto insurance agents extorting the insured.

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (What Wall?)

 

Let us be damned sure to point out the barefaced hypocrisy
of the germ-o-phobe king with a wall fetish; who barebacks
it with porn stars & playmates; who doesn’t have our backs
when it comes down to walling off the deadly coronavirus!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Anger / Angst)

 

Have you heard the non-funny one-liner about the head-of-state,
who’s narrow-minded, thin-skinned and short-fused? He’d much
rather give us a piece of his mind, than establish peace of mind!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (image makeover)

 

Racist cops, who figuratively strip off their blue uniforms in favor of
flaunting Klansman white robes and hoods and/or Nazi brown shirts
should be decked (correction) be bedecked in orange jail jumpsuits.

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (choice words)

 

Normally, ad hominem arguments and attacks are unacceptable. However,
against the backdrop of the Fascist occupation, oppression, overthrow and
obliteration of any free society, the qualifying word, normally, becomes key!
Since matters are never normal when a once great nation is at death’s door,
when castigating the culpable Fascist bastard(s), few words are inapposite!

 

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Simple Living)

 

Oh, for the carefree Rabbit’s life! All the crisp, fresh greens
necessary to keep you nourished are there for the nibbling;
right ‘neath yer toothy, whiskered kisser. As for companion-,
ship, there’s so much to keep a bunny busy, it’d turn a grass
tokin’, freak flyin’, free lovin’, 60’s Hippie green with envy!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (excusez mon français)

 

It’s not fortuity that the F-bomb and its derivatives
are all alliterative with that other F-word: Fascism!

 

 

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