Fortune Cookie Blog: Going Commando?

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Just as it’d be balmy for meteorologists to simultaneously report freezing
temps & advise we strip down to our skivvies [while in outdoor environs],
it’s just as crazy for virologists to simultaneously report Covid-19 variants’
feverish temps & advise we shuck our pandemic masks [in indoor venues].
When they command, “go commando” [uh, facially], it’s time to MASK UP!
Whether we’re vaxxed or unvaxxed, we can still shed / spread coronavirus.

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A++ i tudes ~ Fortune Cookie Blog

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When conscientious leaders have earned a wide latitude and lofty altitude;
all amidst the atmosphere of quietude & solitude, the situation’s magnitude
is highly conducive to converting aptitude, attitude, solicitude and fortitude
into dedicated problem solving; resulting in a society resembling beatitude;
thereby motivating the led citizenry to express their undying gratitude. too!

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Contrarianism: Fortune Cookie Blog

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Seeing how, against the backdrop of an ongoing global pandemic,
Uncompromising Contrarianism has now become the latest rage,
one would expect the infuriated riffraff to flat-out defy all rulers’
ill-advised doff mask decrees; instead, decide to wisely don them.

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Go’ing My Way? ~ Fortune Cookie Blog

From time to time, most content, posted on Freebie WordPress Sites,
will be sponsored by a certifiable quack, who promises his potential
patients that, if we pony up, he will, STAT, reveal his surefire method,
to completely empty our bowels! Folks, DO NOT empty your wallets!
Try my surefire method, instead; and it won’t cost you One Red Cent!
I’ve discovered the very notion of Donald J. Trump [1] taking out the
White House, come Inauguration Day 2025, [2] rolling out the tanks
all across the late great U.S.A. and [3] surging onward to trample and
trumple the whole world more than enuff to promptly send me Warp
Factor 10 speeding off to the nearest, possible outhouse. Give’r a Try!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Oceans of Tears

What a crying shame it is, that there are never supply chain breakdowns;
no shortages when it comes down to the worldwide distribution of hatred;
the root of all evil; the relentless driving force behind bloody warfare, gun
violence, police brutality, terrorist attacks, insurrection, vile acts of torture,
enslavement, homophobia, fascism, racism, casteism, sexism and ageism.
Let’s make this New Year the moment we start drying our oceans of tears.

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Cookie 1 of 2

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Digging out from global warming driven (un)natural disasters;
rebuilding up from Ground Zero after each freakish hurricane,
tornado, snow / ice / fire storm may appear courageous, BUT,
in actuality, this exposes top-down governmental cowardice.
Climate Change denier “leaders” bury heads/bury Earth, too;
race the human race (all 7.9 Billion people) toward extinction.

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Cookie 2 of 2

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Digging out from global warming driven (un)natural disasters;
rebuilding up from Ground Zero after each freakish hurricane,
tornado, snow / ice / fire storm may appear rational, BUT that
fails to get to the very heart of the cause & effect relationship.
We’re treating symptoms; failing to reduce Global Warming’s
fever which makes future catastrophes inevitable. This brings
to mind Albert Einstein’s genius / apt quip, “Insanity is doing
the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog: The “I” Word

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Provided our non-violent deeds always back our
good-intentioned words, our venting intolerance
about intolerance is not only productive, but also
proves the one rare exception where intolerance
gets channeled in a healthy, worthwhile manner!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Xmas Red & Green

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Attention: Holiday gift buyers! If you’re getting boxed in by
by big box retailers and shackled by supply chain gremlins,
why not Sidestep the Needless Stress by Shopping Locally?
Small business owners will be so happy, they might go the
literal extra mi / km; free gift-wrap / deliver your presents!
Worry not, most chain stores will survive ‘cause each CEO
Superman & Wonder Woman knows how to (legally?) cast
spells that can morph ledger Red ink into tax break Green!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Saving a Savior?

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Attention bards and songsmiths: Do not rhyme words without reason;
e.g., odd lyrics to the Christmastime tune… Do You Hear What I Hear?
“A child, a child shivers in the cold; let us bring him silver and gold” is
nonsensical. Would not supplying a warm blanket be more beneficial?
Let’s weave this totally logical sentiment into the lyrical fabric, thusly:
“A child, a child, shivers in the cold. . . survives, in blankets manifold.”

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Cookie Maker Addendum: There’re likely manifold of you, who’ll easily
top my words & I encourage you to submit your revisions below, in the
comment section; in addition to any other thoughts that come to mind.

Wishing you a joyous, wondrous, picture of good health holiday season!

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