Fortune Cookie Blog (Head Games)

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A head turning, heads-up to each head up his ass, headstrong, hot headed,
empty headed, head case, heads will roll, head of state. If it’s your intent to
head off to your bathroom; to repurpose your golden head as the means to
flush your heady, national charter down the sewer, you’ll wind up in deep,
over your head doo-doo! Your countrywomen and men feel head over heels
love for liberty & justice; such adoration coursing far deeper than anything
they would ever feel for a narcissistic, Fascistic insurrectionist, such as you!
Some off the top of the head soothsaying, too. Yer effing with voters’ heads
will all come to a head on Election Day. Knowing of the ever-present danger
you pose, has afforded them the oomph for a head start. They’ll head off to
the polls; boot out yer butt & hand you yer political head on a golden platter!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (A$$hat$’ A$$et$)

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Dedicated to tightfisted, well-heeled mortals who’ve amassed
wealth, which they could not possibly piss away in 10 lifetimes:

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The wallowing in surplus assets, asshats’ daily,
waking lamentation: “Alas, so many solid gold
toilets, trinkets, trifles and toys; so little time.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Cultists)

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Cultists, who idolize the vain autocrat, need to understand
that their unconditional love can ONLY be unrequited love.
The closest he’ll ever come to acknowledging their devotion
will be his validating their sickening racism and every other
cancerous ism that sullies their heads and sours their souls.

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Protection)

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Ditching the mask, long before the end of the pandemic,
is akin to shucking the prophylactic long before the end
of the act, resuming the action, YET expecting all of the
pregnancy and disease prevention benefits to continue.

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Fortune Cookie Blog (frankness)

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“Don’t change horses in midstream!” is a political maxim / mantra that doth
not even begin to fully characterize the 2024 strategy of the (Un)American
Republican Party / Freak Show; hijacked by insurrectionist Donald J. Trump.
Stated far more frankly it’d read: “Don’t change horse’s asses in midstream.”

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Dodo Doo-Doo)

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Whenever harmful, hateful, hurtful, hoax loaded content rears its ugly head
in the form of Tweets, it’s akin to posters baring their ugly rear ends; taking
dumps in public. Seeing how both indecent exposure and public defecation
are against the law, when Twitter bans such violators of their Terms of Use,
it is to always promote ordinary decency; not impose inordinate censorship!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (I Voted?)

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The slots of the paper shredder and ballot box electronic tabulator
present quite the uncanny resemblance. Pity people, who dwell in
nations where Fascism trumps and tramples Freedom. When auto-
crats machinate, there’s absolutely no diff between these machines!

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Fortune Cookie Blog (The Evil “I”)

The oft heard maxim goes, “There’s no ‘I’ in the word ‘TEAM’”!
A variation of that wisdom goes, “Narcissists, who only think
in terms of ‘I’; who believe that only they can RUN the whole
shebang; oft add their ‘I’ to RUN; ergo they RUIN everything!”

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