Fortune Cookie Blog (Free Elections?)

 

IF a dense, defiant, dickhead dictator ever decided to dick up
free elections to disenfranchise voters; thereby denying them
their right to cast ballots that would boot his butt out of office,
THEN they’d have no other choice but to

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Back-To-School?)

 

Regardless of age, most K-12 kids are vastly smarter than nearly every, last
governmental egomaniac, medical quack & superintendent hack, who now
plots to [1] march them into crawling with Corona-V, crowded classrooms,
[2] sicken them/their entire families & [3] send ’em all to their early graves!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (dead-i-cation)

 

Diehard malcontents, who’re always “dying” to wrongfully
defend their right to go mask-less during a virulent, death
dealing pandemic, no less, could easily demonstrate their
dead-i-cation to such a sickening undertaking! Literally!!!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Deterrence?)

 

To reckon nuclear warheads a deterrence to international aggression
is as ill-conceived as considering leg amputation to curtail jaywalking.

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (War Criminal)

 

Let’s contemplate the enormity of Harry S. Truman’s
Amorality, Audacity, Barbarity, Insanity and Stupidity.
His Nuking of Hiroshima and beholding his wholesale
slaughter of humanity stirred neither second thoughts
nor qualms of conscience re his Nuking of Nagasaki!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (tick…tick…tick…)

 

Humanity’s survival instinct must really be mucked up when 4 out of 10
electors can still muster up the mindless desire to bestow another 4 year
term upon a mucked-up-in-the-head, head of state; a cocksure dickhead,
who thinks magical thinking can outwit his run amok mindless microbe;
which, as of minute 29, hour 19, day 4, month 8, year 2020, has sickened
to death 160,000+ stateside souls; and STILL counting… tick… tick…tick…

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Alimentary Math)

 

Freedom is to Fascism as
Fresh Air is to Flatulence!

 

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Densa or Mensa?)

 

On a Scale from Asinine to Assiduous, how would you assess
the problem solving skills that your homeland’s leader uses?
Psst… COVID-19’s Death Toll is Inversely Proportional to IQ!!!

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Cooks and Kooks)

 

Cooks, worldwide, serve up scrambled eggs, laid by Cage-Free chickens.
Kooks, in America, serve up a scramble-brained psychopath, who gets off
on caging kids. If he gets his way, he will also be ordering school kids into
Corona contaminated classrooms and, soon afterwards, into their coffins.

 

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Fortune Cookie Blog (Aches and Pains)

 

Prior to voting, Google search, assiduously, to carry out painstaking
background checks re all candidates, who are aching to get elected!
Do make damned sure that bygone schoolmates never voted them:
“Most likely to be sit on their asses, pain in our asses, dumb-asses!!!”

 

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