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Tho this all falls under the category (stated in Sagan-speak) of “extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence”, this matter, quite simply, is so sensitive and secretive that it’d be best not to reveal too much. In fact, in simply saying this, matters may have already crossed over that line, as it were. Thankfully my security is airtight. Soooooo, let’s soldier on…
Tho I did play and continue to play a major role, I cannot take full credit for the DIY project in question. No, this nearly miraculous undertaking was set into motion in the waning weeks of 1963 (in the wake of the Kennedy assassination) by my mastermind dad, a disciple of a multitude of disciplines; an amalgamation of Astrophysics, Biology and Chemistry (you know the literal ABC’s); as well as higher than high mathematics. Factoring in his being a political science visionary, too, accounts for the timing element.
Suffice to say… my family patriarch had been able to foresee that assassination blowback; the consequent dumbing down of the vulnerable members of our society / electorate (all discourtesy of wretched Big Gov, Big Biz and Big Bro) and wanted absolutely NO part of this mucked up mess. Hence, my pop’s plan for securing a path out; and I do mean way, Way, WAY OUT; way beyond this likely irreparable, terrestrial turmoil; hostile, totalitarian takeover.
Tho dear ol’ dad is no longer of this Earth (bought the farm way back in ’88), seeing how he did teach me everything he knew, I did turn out sufficiently knowledgeable to keep his / our vision alive; so much so that as of late, at long last, I’ve been able to complete our interstellar spacecraft (powered by the ten times faster than light, Dubrovnik Drive). Not to brag, BUT, I’ve already taken several brief spins around the solar system; have now completed the requisite shakedown flights. Bottom line, earth shattering, tech probs have yet to arise.
Ergo, all things are go… so, until we know if Gentleman Joe will be second terming it at the White House; will wind up with healthy Democratic legislative majorities, I must keep my Flying Saucer’s maiden voyage penciled in for mid-November… j/k?
Um… in actuality… to keep this real… and I do mean REALLY REAL a more apt expression would brand my extraordinary claims as… alas… long sigh… little more than my flight of fancy.
Do forgive me for all this fictional embellishment… I just didn’t believe my factual “most ambitious” DIY” (my mid Eighties Era interior prepping and painting of every room of the ol’ family homestead) would turn out sufficiently entertaining to my known readers; to say nothing of the potentially vast Internet masses.
However, in my defense… I ask, is not the whole point of the Daily Writing Prompt to wind up honing our creative writing skills?
So, as most can probably see / likely agree, my droning, ad nauseam, about drywall cleaning / spackling, paint brush and roller selecting, etc. would’ve proven unworthy of writing home about. Ditto that re blogging along similar lines.
Anyway, my now saying so is rooted deeply within the apt idiom (words to the effect)… it’d have been…
“About as interesting as watching paint dry.”
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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!
HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:
Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!
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