Lock Him Up!

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All appalled by the Capitol attack’s Hellscape pix
Know traitor Trump’s troops / toadies “swim” river Styx
With till-hell-freezes-over contempt still in mix
They collude to crown fascist Trump / freedom nix
Too damned much time has passed sans robust fix
It’s not too late to bust / lock up Trump for Jan. six!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Halloweenish (Quick Limerick)

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Poetry Prompts:

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!”

Harry S. Truman • American Senator and 33rd President [Read More Here]
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“It ain’t a Witch Hunt when the primary, person of interest reminds us of a fiendish, wicked witch; one hellbent on casting an evil spell over a massive, metastasizing, cultish coven; thereby spooking these sycophants into taunting and haunting virtuous, critical thinking mortals; till hell freezes over!”

Moi
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Advice TO fake god. FROM Real God; above’n
Can’t stand Fed Cop’s heat? Avoid kitchen’s “oven”!
The yarns you spin-spill; ‘bout witch hunts
Prod Feds’ tries to quell; your spells-stunts
Outsource your sorcery; squelch your cult-coven!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Hardware v. Hard-Luck: Quick Limerick

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As most of us rational folks, worldwide, have known (all along), Donald J. Trump opted to fabricate his BIG LIE rather than face up to the WHOLE TRUTH; namely, how he lost, BIG TIME, in the 2020 Presidential Election; due to his [1] failure to act (even remotely) presidential and (more to the point) [2] his flunking Pandemic Management 101.

FINAL VOTE TALLY

81,282,916 = Biden
74,223,369 = Trump

  • A sore loser’s hard-luck story can never explain all that had spawned Trump’s loss.
  • Metaphorically speaking, loose hardware fasteners had secured Biden’s victory

BTW, today’s (heavy on the hardware) limerick was inspired by the following astute observation…

“To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.”

Abraham Maslow
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About all I can add, other than the poetry, forthcoming, is that people who wield such hammers will be far more inclined to hit a finger nail (YEOUCH!) than to nail down the problem at hand…

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A hardwired right wing, wingnut, with loose screw
Into the West Wing, dive bombed, bolted, blew
Recklessly let microbes’ strikes
Hammer down coffins’ nails / spikes
While gravesites’ daisies, all pushed up and grew

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Mister Misanthrope

Subtitle: Any Doubts Who He Is?

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There’s nary a hope
For that dogmatic dope
Who, to progress, barks, “NOPE!”
With social norms cannot cope
He’ll push bad taste’s envelope
He always farts racist trope
His “conquests” he’ll grope
He reads like glum horoscope
All who deal with him mope
He’s got even the pope
And each philanthrope
At the end of their rope

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Alabaster Bastards: Quick Limerick

Subtitle: Black & White & Orange All-Over

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The orange face paint; Kluxer Trump opts to plaster
Belies his bent; for robes / skin; alabaster
He loves to root for; validate
His cultists’ deep-rooted hate
and hellscape; where blacks serve; each white master

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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What Witch Hunts? (Quick Limerick)

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Fed Agents ain’t Don Trump’s slaves; they’re his master
Ain’t on witch hunts (tho, he’s wicked spell caster)
They coddled; offered reprieve
IF he’d just let ‘em retrieve
Top Secret Docs; that could spell nuke disaster!

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Wealth v. Health: Quick Limerick

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Rabid capitalists; procure obscene wealth
Avid virologists; secure public health
When well-heeled asses; political
Trump unhealed masses; ill; critical
Microbes breed / mutate; in relative stealth

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SIDEBAR: Tho the Biden Admin’s pandemic management skills readily trump the Trump Régime’s, alas, that’s traceable to the shockingly, low-set expectations bar. Joe has yet to totally “sell” the public on the fact that even vaccinated people can become carriers / super-spreaders of both Coronavirus Classic and its batcrap crazy communicable Variants.

Covid-19 will continue plaguing humanity UNTIL / UNLESS we do the bare minimum… BARE MINIMUM; namely, mask up in all indoor, public settings.

What makes Biden’s ‘tude even more astounding is how (not unlike Trump), the coronavirus infected him (in Joe’s case twice); mostly because (not unlike Trump), he goes publicly maskless.

Uh… to do WHAT?
Project a badass image???
Does anyone, actually, fall for such rubbish???

Of course, Biden is all too aware that he IS the face of the Democratic Party. Ergo, he dares not cover that face with a pandemic mask (especially in the heat of a midterm election year). To do so, would invite an endless barrage of stupid, certifiable, merciless, hardcore, right wing media taunting / bullying.

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Now, at the risk of repeating myself… my regular blog coda, anyway…

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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“I was told…” Quick Limerick

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Preface: When we become ear and eyewitnesses to aired and streamed interviews, particularly of the political nature; especially in our troubled times; all too frequently the guests who appear speak in the passive voice; lean far to heavily on that “I was told…” telltale, damning phrase. Far worse, are these programs’ talking heads / moderators, who fail to lean back on their guests by countering with the vital question, “Who told you?”

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To frankness, fascists feel no obligation
They favor “I was told…” type obfuscation
Such telltale passive voice grammar
To truth and facts acts as hammer
Oft leading to liberty’s obliteration

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Taxing Syntax: Quick Limerick

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Preface: My gratitude to KD, who WordPress posts praiseworthy prose and poetry; who now prompts the following post; my poetic op-ed dedicated to all brain dead, pointless politicians; oppressors (all) / opposers (all) to all progress…

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How ironic, politicians, verbose
Sure shovel syntax, yet, rarely come close
Their verbs spur NO action
Since hot air gains NO traction
Voters’ riposte: ballot box adios

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Non-Electrified Electorate

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President Joe Biden is gambling that trotting out his 2020 Boogeyman Trump Gambit can work wonders in snagging him the very second term that he, originally, claimed he’d not be seeking; can also smokescreen his chronically abysmal, job approval ratings; perhaps, even induce a bad case of political amnesia re his baffling, bizarre propensity for foolishly, flagrantly breaking campaign promises.

Granted, the man has been rendered dysfunctional, discourtesy of a recalcitrant, politically emasculating U.S. Senate, BUT, his resorting to the ballsy issuance of Executive Orders (to legally circumvent his foes) could also work wonders. As for why he opts not to make his pen mightier than their legislative sword? Well, I suppose you’d have to ask him.

From the Buyers’ Remorse Department: I personally find Daddy Joe treating me like a child; his resorting to fear inculcating, manipulative mind games both abusive and insulting.

So long as we’re on the subject of trepidation, what Daddy Dearest is failing to fear, personally, is the following, likely, fearsome Election Day 2024 outcome; i.e., IF he insists on going the tired, tried and untrue, Trump / Biden rematch route…

  • Donald Dunce will, once again, wind up an Electoral College “graduate”
  • Not because he’d ever impress the Dems, progressives and indie voters
  • Nope, that’ll be due to duly disillusioned, PO’d citizens not voting at all
  • Despot Donny’s Democracy Demolishing Dynasty will be a Done Deal

And that’s honesty, not hyperbole. Considering Tyrant-O-Saurus Rex‘s January 6th attempted coup in 2021, what adult in the room would actually expect term limits to ever Oval Office oust him, come January 20th in 2029?

ALAS, blind ambition has been blinding Biden to how much he’s been utterly failing to electrify the electorate; so much so that We the People, of late, have been (justifiably so), characterizing the Trump v. Biden rematch, thusly:

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Donald v. Joe

Grumbler v. Bumbler
Reckless v. Feckless
Insolent v. Indolent
Grumpy v. Chumpy

Scrooge v. Stooge
Scrappy v. Crappy
Insanity v. Inanity
Drastic v. Spastic

Brawny v. Yawny
Creepy v. Sleepy
Goring v. Boring
Fucker v. Sucker

Holder v. Folder
Craver v. Caver
Grifter v. Drifter
Asshole v. Vole

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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