BreaKing: Royal Flush’s Inside Poop!

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Amidst all the stories re the recent death of Queen Elizabeth II (as well as her memorial and funeral services), we’ve also caught wind of / become privy to some astounding, inside poop. Yep, the juicy details of how King (née Prince) Charles III actually has a valet who’ll whip out the royal calipers to ensure that he’s squeezing out precisely 2.54 cm / 1 in. of royal toothpaste onto His Majesty’s royal tooth brush. (Actually, that calipers angle is of my own making; i.e. an unverifiable embellishment).

Hmm, considering the royal Coat of Arms, might the King’s toothpaste preference, aptly be Crest™?

ASIDE: tho decorum doth preclude further mention of other potty room protocols, inquiring minds do want to know…

  • Might it be another (or maybe even the same) valet’s duty to unfurl the precise length of TP to… uh… complete the task at hand?
  • And, who’s hand would be put into service to… um… shall we say… ensure a clean-as-a-whistle KIng… uh… to put this delicately… orchestrate this “movement’s” end game?
  • And who would be in charge of the Royal Flush; the King, himself OR would he delegate that honor to another underling?

Now, IF you don’t believe that I’ve been reporting the truth, the (w)hole truth and nothing but the truth so help me God, click onto this I KID YOU NOT LINK.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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