Vivisection (Via Verbiage Only)

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Via a valid and vivid vivisection
An Exposé of ExPrez imperfection
Rhyme or reason presents clear reflection
This well-versed in Poli-Sci, thumbnail inspection

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Ignoble ignorance lurks, aft, Trump’s complexion
Housed in his automatic, autocratic head section
His default setting, to the max, Fault Deflection
Plus alt setting: Psychological Projection

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“Doctor” Don’s anti-science predilection
Inculcates his cult’s injection rejection
Perpetuates Covid’s fatal infection
Shared Viceroy / Virus M.O.; folks’ subjection

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Trump sees not 2020, loss of election
Sore loser makes, not, he-got-less-votes connection
Hence, he sought Pence to abet his defection
Since Pence spurned, Trump plots next Insurrection

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Longing for a Short Story + Wordplay?

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Rather than rational, international compliance,
humanity’s reliance on the appliance of science
was met with defiance, insanity & inanity! Alas,
this could only end up in pointlessly prolonging
the global pandemic’s needless death & despair.

The End

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Backward U-Turns Into Donnyland?

Constitutionally speaking, Donald J. Trump’s only legitimate path back to the White House is hitting the campaign trail, an Election Day victory and snagging, bare minimum, 270 electors.

These fun facts certainly make the prospects for his (most regrettable) comeback, by any other (non-violent) means, impossible; i. e., thwarts all Trumper cultists’ preposterous magical thinking that, presto-chango, President Joe Biden will be booted out, instantaneously, and Trump will be promptly reinstated / shoehorned in.

Hell, he’d have a better chance going the occult route; e.g., his evil, orange aura invading and snatching Biden’s body and mind (YIKES, talk about taking living vicariously thru someone else, to extremes, huh?).

Of course, DJT would not necessarily need any otherworldly connections to still cast a negative influence over Biden… and, of late, it’d appear that he has been doing so. Let’s explore this further.

Onward to the particulars, I’m speaking of Joe now espousing Donald’s proven disastrous, cobbled together, patchwork, 50 state approach to pandemic management. Check this out…

“There is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level.”

President Joe Biden (Did Demon Donny make him say that?)

Biden Exorcism #1: Hey Joe, do you actually expect Republican governors, such as Florida’s Ron DeSantis and Texas’s Greg Abbott to solve anything when neither of these blithering idiots will, bare minimum, order their citizenry to mask-up?

Next up we discover the prez’s response to a reporter inquiring about Delta Air Lines’ laypersons coercing CDC MDs to halve the coronavirus quarantine period (from 10 down to a scant 5 days). Check this out…

“I rely on my medical team. I get a recommendation, I follow it.”

President Joe Biden (Did Demon Donny make him say that. too?)

Biden Exorcism #2: Joe, do really deem it wise to rely on recommendations when your “team” has been hijacked by airline moguls hellbent on prioritizing corporate fiscal health over individuals’ physical well-being? All Delta is interested in is fattening their bottom line, and if to do so, they need to drag their still Covid-19 infectious employees from their sickbeds, so be it. Hell, Delta’s notion of a killer 401K plan probably is working their people to death.

Biden Exorcism #3: Joe, deep down, you are a fairly decent, likeable guy. I even voted for you. Your having been a far better pandemic manager than your predecessor up to this point, is precisely what makes your above mentioned, backward U-turns deep into Donnyland so inexplicable; and yes, unforgivable.

Rely on backwardness and you will muck up your plans to conquer Corona-V / end the pandemic.

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Postcard Op-Ed

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What unwell thoughts lurk in the collective mind of the national
public health agency; a.k.a. Centers for Disease Control (CDC)?
They actually allowed Delta Air Lines to hijack wise Coronavirus
Protocols; to halve infected workers’ Quarantine Time (from ten
days down to five) thereby prioritizing fiscal over physical health!
Even while Delta & Omicron variants are rampaging planet-wide!
Some apropos wordplay doth come to mind. Were we to slur the
acronym CDC, it sounds like we’re calling out their Seedy Deceit.

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Delta-Delta-Omicron: Quick Limerick

Pox on the Delta Air Lines money junkies
Their airborne Delta and Omicron bunkies
To their ghoulish delight
The foolish rule book rewrite
Authored by C-D-C quacks; their owned flunkies

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“We said we wanted to hear from medical professionals on the best guidance for quarantine, not from corporate America advocating for a shortened period due to staffing shortages. The CDC gave a medical explanation about why the agency has decided to reduce the quarantine requirements from 10 to five days, but the fact that it aligns with the number of days pushed by corporate America is less than reassuring.” [Read More Here]

President Sara Nelson • Association of Flight Attendants-CWA International • 12/28/2021

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Fortune Cookie Blog: Responsibility

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A reality check is long overdue. We must end the useless whining
and hand wringing about wearing masks publicly; conscientiously!
Never forget the Global Pandemic is far from over; that the deadly
Coronavirus’ main transmission mode is airborne! Be we Vaxxed
or UnVaxxed, the mere spoken word can spread infected droplets
to condemn members of our Human Family to their Early Graves!
The simple act of covering our mouths and noses protects billions
of immunocompromised & yet-to-be vaccinated souls, worldwide!
Stated less delicately: Shut Up, Listen Up, Grow Up and Mask Up!

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Fortune Cookie Blog: To Serve Man*

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Bad News: Global pandemic analysts’ reports warn us of TWO sickening
variants decidedly deadlier than CoronavirusClassic; even CoronaDelta!
[1] Headless losers, who flat-out refuse to heed mask-up / vax-up advice.
[2] Unkind humankind’s unwillingness to unite against a common enemy.
Good News: Carnivorous extraterrestrial spacefarers have yet to find us?

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* Fans of Rod Serling’s Twilight Zone
will already understand this headline.
If that ain’t you, read all about it here

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Underreported Symptoms Abound

The Pandemic’s Side Effects

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Vac sucks (‘cause it won’t suck); it’s on the blink
Cleaning products run low; this can lead to gross stink
Water tap needs new washer; it drips plink-plink-plink
Spent water drains slowly; out from kitchen sink

Printer’s dead in the water; needs new cart; yellow ink
Reebok’s two duct taped soles; guard “dogs” from the drink
Car’s muffler will conk out; its breach on the brink
Router gremlins cut off; the world wide web link

My emotional armour; lays bare growing chink
What breakdowns are looming; within mere eye’s wink?
Yet, on my shoestring budget; there’s no bread for a shrink
Might Dr. Pepper charge less? I’ll call “him”, I think?

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Double Down

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The pandemic’s fighters; savvy crowd
Must not be dissed; in-print; aloud
Their shrewd precepts, save our bacon
Up to the point, when they’re forsaken

When politicians trump physicians
It breeds laypersons’ real suspicions
When propagandists enter picture,
Duped minds resemble colon stricture

Which makes clear thinkers’ best recourse
Assess each a-hole, ass of horse
When they yell, “NO MASKS FOR YOU!”
Double down and make it two!

Do follow wise rules to the letter
But, always strive to make them better
To err on caution’s side ain’t wrong
That’ll keep us healthy, strong!

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Avoiding the Covid Cloud

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  • Be we vaxxed or not…
  • Be it coronavirus classic or any of its uber-contagious/deadly variants…
  • Be it via a cough, sneeze or mere word of mouth…

The upper and lower respiratory systems can billow forth deadly droplets loaded with coronavirus (with alarming efficiency); such hazardous, deadly Covid Clouds floating about long after their creators have left the vicinity. And, if these plumes EITHER envelop someone below the minimum, vaccination age of 12 years OR an immunocompromised person, such victims’ days could easily be numbered.

Speaking of numbers… the 2020 census takers recorded 331,449,281 people dwelling in America. Of that figure, 48 Million are under age 12 and 10 Million others have impaired immune systems. This calcs out at (at least) 58 Million particularly vulnerable folks, who constitute 17.5% of our general population.

Rounding that slightly upward to 20% (for the sake of simplifying calculations), that’d mean, regardless of one’s vaccination status, we are all potential health threats to the nearly 1 outta 5 people we’re supposed to still be socially distancing from. And, we can likely extrapolate this stat; i.e.to guesstimate what may be occurring worldwide.

Speaking of worldwide conditions… let’s call out the global gaggle of problem child, empty-headed Trump imitators, who, just like their mentor, all suck at leadership; so much so, they create leadership vacuums. My gawd, they’re so committed to committing mass murder (via their anti-vaxx mindset and anti-mask mandates) that were they local level, private citizens, by now, the carnage they’ve unleashed would’ve gotten each of them, tried, convicted and lodged within either a lead barred or foam rubber padded cell.

Just where they fit within the abnormal psychology spectrum can prove quite the challenge to nail down. However, to spitball a couple notions, methinks these sickos are EITHER cannibals, who scarf down a Covid cadaver or more, per day OR they’re necrophiliacs, who deem such dead bodies as… uh… shall we say… ahem… their “love interests”?

Whatever the (head) case may be… these non-leaders have utterly abandoned us. As such, it’s incumbent upon us all to think independently; to act promptly, proactively and persistently. There’s absolutely no harm in our doubling down. And even if we wind up erring on the side of caution, WTF would be wrong with that?

Which means we must flat-out defy any Grim Reaper leader, who’s dying to Covid us to death. And for us to hang tough ain’t all that tough.

It all boils down to our NOT being anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers! Re such face coverings, it’s merely a piece of life saving cloth. If you’ve yet to do so, grow up and learn to (literally) live with that, new reality, Fact of Life!

Look, it’s a non-negotiable, moral imperative for us to look out for one another, especially when it concerns these 1 out of 5 vulnerable members of our human family.

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