Preserve Earth’s Minshara Class

Daily writing prompt
What is your favorite type of weather?

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With Earth Day nearing (Mon, Apr 22, 2024), I ask…

What? Does the Daily Prompt actually expect me to go off on some sorta cutesy, all’s well (weather-wise) tangent? To pass up any opportunity to seriously address the dire climate issues? Obviously I won’t be prettying this up. However by applying a hope-for-the-future Star Trekian spin to the poetry, at hand, this message needn’t wind up a total downer. Check it out…

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Our wacky weather is so outta range
In Spock-speak, we near unearthly strange
At risk is our Minshara Class
Due to too much greenhouse gas
And myopic dolts, who deny Climate Change

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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A Hot Time (x4) is Guaranteed for All

Daily writing prompt
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why?

I’m an Earthling who’s entrenched in the past. Here’s why…

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The following, in the here and now, Hot Topics make for an uninviting future…

  • Global pandemic sans end due to science denier/antimasker ignoraNuses*
  • Global warming persists due to science deniers’ failure to curb CO2 & CH4
  • Global aggression/territorial pissing due to Russian + Hamas/Israeli a-holes
  • Global grooming efforts afoot to facilitate fascism-trumps-freedom agendas

* That’s no typo. Whilst I cannot claim to be the only 1 out of 8 Billion to have coined such a word… well… would it piss off anyone to allow Methuselah Moi that fleeting, dubious honor? Anyway…

Conversely: The past beckons, which doesn’t offer me much of a “consolation prize”, other than…

At least some of us (the “lucky ones”) may pull thru long enough to blog about the looming apocalypse; momentarily survive to even win… strike that… to even be awarded a similar booby prize. Yep, we’d be guaranteed a hot time whilst becoming eyewitnesses to this Four Alarm Fire

  • legions of coronavirus variants’ feverish bedridden
  • freakish weather patterns fueled by heat build-up
  • hot headed so-called rulers’ no-win wars (nuclear?)
  • DJT firing up a 249th B-day candle to burn US down

And it’d be in the light of that fourfold conflagration when/ where (perhaps?) perdition’s hellfire, itself, could prove a tad more survivable? Appealing? Dare I say…

“The lesser of two evils?”

Well now, if that’s not a sufficiently sobering wake-up call, let’s hesitate NOT to point out the distinct possibility that many of those booby-prizes could easily be awarded posthumously; i.e., if there are any tricked out in tuxedos and/or evening gowns emcees left to do so.

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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From a Risk Management Perspective

Daily writing prompt
What’s the biggest risk you’d like to take — but haven’t been able to?

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Be they categorized as biggest, smallest or anything in between, risk taking goes completely against my very wary nature. That above qualifier, “like to” is utterly irrelevant, too, seeing how coping with instability is neither endearing nor discretionary. Why, I wouldn’t even run the risk of taking a risk.

To further any worthwhile discussion, at all, we’d first need to reword the prompt thusly…

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What are the biggest risks you’re forced to take — but are unable to stomach?

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To double down, here, would not most critical thinkers deem our oft nauseating, day-to-day existence risky enough, already? Is it possible to forget even one of these discombobulated, risky realities…

  • sneezing, coughing, even speaking passersby can spread Corona-V variants
  • climate changed weather events can drown, freeze & tear us limb from limb
  • AR-15 gun nuts kill schoolkids, congregants, grocery shoppers, film buffs, etc.
  • many an overly armed, aggressive judge-jury-executioner cop walks his beat
  • the latest rage, deadly destructive wars, not diplomats, “settle” our differences
  • Vlad yearns to blast off his phallic nuclear missiles just to firm up his flaccidity
  • pro Putin / Hamas, dismantle democracy, Trumper gunslingers walk their beat
  • Trump’s ripping off (auctioning off?) top secret docs damaged national security
  • Coup Version 2.0 Trump is in conquer America (today)-World (tomorrow) mode

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Restoration of Pre-Pandemic Normalcy?

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PREFACE: Seeing how I could not finish writing, in a timely manner, the narrative about the events of this year’s April 16th, I opted, instead, to buy some time; i.e. to secure the above, apropos timestamp by originally publishing what was, essentially, an “empty” post. What follows is the April 17th, approximately 4 a.m. completion of my heartwarming story.

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As a lifelong, old-timer Michigander, I can attest to how (in as little as mere hours), springtime temps can plunge from balmy warm to balmy (batcrap crazy) cold; dramatic climatic shifts, such as these, frequently precipitating severe ice and snow storm events; such weather patterns even predating today’s catastrophic, climate change disturbances.

Even so, climate change is REAL; thereby making accurate weather prognostication even more unpredictable than ever.

Case in point has been this very spring’s wacky weather; for starters, the thundersnow phenomenon, which wound up thwarting my original game plan to shovel often (to stay ahead of the rapid accumulation). I mean, who’d even want to risk going outside when a metal snow shovel could act as a lightening rod?

Then, mere days later, came the wintry mix, where cleaning up that mess required a handsaw. Indeed, I had found myself dealing with thickly ice coated, downed tree branches (many with diameters measuring a bit over 7.5cm / 3in); all of which proved more tiresome than clearing the same measurement of fallen snow. Worse yet, downed tree limbs, elsewhere, had literally sparked a 27 hour long power outage within my neighborhood; causing my home’s inside temps to drop down to 9.4ºC / 49ºF.

All of that providing ample, additional proof that humanity should never downplay / deny the grave seriousness of climate change.

Yet, in one rare instance, a third weather anomaly wasn’t all bad. More to the point, this involved a significant slowing down of a low pressure area’s storm front; essentially drying up the previously predicted Sunday, April 16, 2023 rain-out (save for a brief, late p.m. shower). Yep, the worst of it simply never materialized; all of which had timed out perfectly for moi.

You see, instead, my small sector of Michigan was experiencing a near picture perfect sunshiny morn, all of which helped me keep my plans alive, namely my outdoor, Sunday Service for one (yours truly); thereby permitting me to…

  • commemorate the 20th anniversary of my mother’s passing on.
  • go on my on-foot pilgrimage back to the nursing home and a nearby, community maintained, wilderness park.
  • relive my 22 hour long bedside vigil where our hours long, late afternoon, final conversations / reminiscences, at times, had been so normal (even momentarily humorous) that I had even begun to wonder about her doctor’s grim diagnosis; to doubt that the woman I had known, for nearly half a century, was dying before my very, tear-welled eyes.

Alas… long sigh… eventually… I did realize how the final paragraphs of the final chapter of my mom’s Earthly life and times, were being written in real time; coming to a peaceful denouement.

Further factoring in how the global health crisis had suspended this (from 2004 onward) annual ritual (2020, ’21 and ’22), everything, as it was unfolding in 2023 was (still is) feeling especially uplifting, emotionally; even going so far as to restore that long-lost, feeling of pre-pandemic normalcy.

Hmm… I now find myself wondering about my life within whatever remains of my Earthly existence. Would it be premature to make a bold prediction, i.e. forecast that my pre-pandemic, normalcy buzz will wind up snowballing?

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Be humans Vaxxed OR Unvaxxed, We
can still shed and spread the batcrap
crazy contagious coronavirus which,
in turn, spawns new variants; which,
in turn, could, eventually, render the
available vaccines worthless; which,
in turn, will drag out the pandemic’s
needless suffering, illness and death!

HENCE… this easy as pie, cover your
nose and pie-hole/hole-up heads-up:

Stay Publicly / Properly Masked!
Stay Safe at Home!
Stay Healthy!

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Honor Thy Mother

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“In most countries Mother’s Day is celebrated on the second Sunday in May, among them the USA, Canada, most European countries, Australia, New Zealand, India, China, Japan, the Philippines and South Africa.”

Google Search non-credited author • 8 May 2022
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Hence, what better time, than this very Sunday, to speak of a related issue? Namely, the urgent need to also honor Mother Earth. By and large, the human race has been thoughtlessly, relentlessly trampling her domain with our supersized carbon footprints.

So much so… that our insatiable addiction to fossil fuel generated electricity has been releasing excessive greenhouse gasses; constantly triggering increasingly deadly, freakish rain, snow, ice, wind and fire storms.

So much so… that our empowered [mis]leaders, unintelligently and/or intentionally, have been going the drill baby drill / burn baby burn route.

Suffice to say…

“Nations have delayed curbing their fossil-fuel emissions for so long that they can no longer stop global warming from intensifying over the next 30 years, though there is still a short window to prevent the most harrowing future, a major new United Nations scientific report has concluded.”

Google search non-credited author • posted on 11 Nov 2021
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In other words…

It’d appear that human[un]kind is ill-fated to wearing respirators, perhaps even NASA magnitude spacesuits; just so we’ll be able to schlep thru the no longer great outdoors; i.e., sans hacking up our lungs.

Seeing how science deniers are notoriously eco-unfriendly (and coronavirus allies, to boot), it’d not be inappropriate to remind / taunt them, thusly…

Since it’s already your belief that pandemic masks have been infringing upon your PERSONAL freedoms, do you actually expect the (life or death) donning of oxygen masks / tanks to make you feel any freer? And what about spacesuits? My gawd, imagine the nearly incomprehensible irony of moonsuit apparel; just so we can traipse thru our human mucked up, un-Earthly environment?

Beyond that…

How will actual flesh and blood mothers feel, in the not too distant future, if, at the split second the obstetrician cuts the umbilical cord, (s)he’ll need to instantaneously stash the wailing newborn inside an oxygen tank enhanced incubator / survival chamber?

Oh… btw…

Is it too late to say, “Happy(?) Mother’s Day ’22?”

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Oh Shiitake!

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Propagandist’s profession; spew fake news; mind pollute
Owned by Big Biz / Big Gov pimps; he’s their prostitute
Akin to an anthropomorphous, vending machine
Dispensing shoddy commodities; wholly obscene
With plinked coin / pushed button, the truth he shall trample
Disinformation, diseased, disseminates; for example:

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Climate change twisters spin out, as balmy spring breezes
Covid-19 downplayed, to mere sniffles and sneezes
Trump’s Jan 6th insurrection, just pranksters, uh, playing
Kneeling playmates / porn stars; in cathedral pews praying
Question Stormy’s “short” story, for X-prez sports yuge penis
Vlad’s threat to “serve” mushrooms, just Shiitake genus

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[Storm Update] Not griping, but…

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…what was supposed to be the onset of this past Wednesday’s, two day duration, meteorological cataclysm, actually turned out to be a typical, Michigan snowstorm; so much so (so little so?) that the weather prognosticators wound up moving up yesterday’s projected 10 p.m. end time to 4 a.m.

To stay ahead of “the game”, I did manage to stick to my early-and-often snow shoveling strategy, however, right from the get-go, could sense something was amiss; e.g., when the predicted switchover from rain to heavy wet snow was slow in arriving and lacking in intensity; when the later in the day, accumulation could not keep pace with the anticipated 2.5cm / 1in per hour.

Prior to suppertime, I had shoveled only twice; my planning for a third session cancelled when my after dinner “brief nap” resulted in a many hours later, 2 a.m. wake up time; at which point my threefold, revised game plan became:

  • Do last night’s KP
  • Prepare my oatmeal b-fast
  • Complete that 3rd shoveling task

All the while, I could not help but wonder how this forecast could’ve been so wrong? Well, sorry to say, my conclusion boils down to global warming / climate change; my primary corroborating evidence:

Once upon a time, Michigan’s first major winter storms, typically, arrived in early November; i.e., did not wait until early February.

Additionally, for the past ten years, the Weather Channel experts have actually been “personalizing” these storms. While they claim such nomenclature helps avoid confusion, I believe their treating storms more like hurricanes is linked to how, with increasing frequency, these weather disturbances have been packing freakish, hurricane-like wallops. BTW…

“The storm names for 2022 are Atticus, Bankston, Carrie, Delphine, Elmer, Frida, Garrett, Hatcher, Izzy, Jasper, Kenan, Landon, Miles, Nancy, Oaklee, Phyllis, Quinlan, Rachel, Silas, Tad, Usher, Vega, Willow, Xandy, Yeager and Zion.” [Read Brief Article]

U.S. Sun Journalist Zoe Hu • Updated: 7:13 ET, Jan 30 2022

True, in my neck of the woods, Landon didn’t live up to the expectations, but, what’s the guarantee that some of the M thru Z named storms won’t wind up dangerous and, perhaps, even deadly next month? Next week? Tomorrow?

Even these events falling short of expectations, can be dangerous when the “Crying Wolf” syndrome kicks in; i.e., when the dismissive public stops paying attention. Beyond that…

Sadly, by the time our leader / legislator ostriches get their heads out of the sand (outta their butts) it will be too late. Alas, the best time for humanity orchestrating a climate change intervention will have come… and gone.

BTW, if you have any climate change observations, of your own, how about posting your what, where and when data in the comment section?

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The We / Me Scale

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It’s a forgone conclusion that We v. Me pretty much sums up today’s ugly, never the twain shall meet, THICK, hyperpartisan divide; especially Stateside. If your own homeland suffers from a similar mental malaise / meltdown, you do have my heartfelt sympathy and, for what it’s worth, my Get Well Soon wishes.

Naturally, dual connotations of a word, such as THICK, not only define that vast divides’ dimension, but also aptly describe the Me-oriented persons’ density. To get a better handle on this, we’ll need to…

STEP #1: Establish / Title a Scale and briefly describe each tier’s people…

The We/Me Scale

  • Free We: Progressives, who accept laws, which lead to society’s betterment
  • So-so We: Capitulators, who obey life enhancing laws only to avoid penalties
  • Sorta Me: Bellyachers, who seem to obey; yet, litigate virtuous laws to death
  • PO’d Me: Anarchists, who’d overthrow a nation to absolutely overturn all laws

STEP #2: Run a thought experiment to assess how each brand of beings will likely react to, oh, say, their local communities’ public safety motivated, public sidewalk snow / ice removal mandates; oh, say, in the wake of a climate change generated, freakish winter storm.

  • Free We folks will willingly shovel every several hours, throughout the entire, seemingly interminable event, in an eco-friendly manner; only resorting to snow blowers if they have medical issues.
  • So-so We peeps won’t venture outdoors until the bitter end; barely meeting the stipulated snow removal deadlines.
  • Sorta Me individuals might hire enterprising neighborhood youngsters to get ‘er done, but, typically, will await the spring thaw. In the meantime, these scofflaws, if/when fined, will delay payment while litigating till hell freezes over.
  • PO’d Me entities will flat-out flip-off all laws and fines; all the while fantasizing about off-the-beaten-path plots to browbeat civil society into submission or obliteration (whichever comes first); their responses varying; i.e., depending on the severity of their psychoses.

Most worrisome is how that last on the list ilk might even consider bizarre tactics, such as…

  • Setting up a “hunter’s blind” to ambush any enforcer who’d have the “audacity” to fine them.
  • Hiring a backhoe operator / helicopter pilot to excavate / evacuate the public sidewalk; airlifting each snow / ice loaded concrete section to a nearby airport; to be jetted off to some torrid locale; and, once everything melts, reversing the entire process.
  • Literally going ballistic by hacking into their homelands’ nuclear facilities; targeting and launching the nukes, thereby melting down every molecule of frozen H2O; HELL, every molecule / atom period (nation / worldwide).

Granted, even the possibility of that sounds astoundingly farfetched, BUT, then again, prior to January 6, 2021, so did the possibility of a sitting U.S. president, first, rallying HIS private army; next, deploying them to attack the very nation that he had sworn on the Holy Bible, to preserve, protect and defend.

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Dissing Discombobulation

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Let’s disclose and discuss; each discouraging day
Our sense of disquiet, disgust, dispirit, dismay

We witness disaster, disease, discontent, disarray
Let’s disassemble, below, ills to dis; blow away

Spot the discordant despots; subjects can’t disobey
The fade from view, disenfranchised; who still have no say

Discrimination, discovered; that distasteful display
Disinformation, unchecked, exacts high price to pay

Dishonesty taints; stains souls in hues; dismal gray
Infrastructure’s disheveled; discolored environs’ ashtray

We must disallow, disavow, now; disown tyrants who bray
Discredit their social ills; discard ‘em; keep ‘em at bay

Both disbelievers / disciples, can dispatch life; forward sway
The former will earnestly hope; the latter will solemnly pray

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Don’t Dig Climate Change? That’ll Dig Our Own Graves!

 

Earth Day 2019 has come and gone… and as far as the UN-American, UN-educated and UN-educable UN-prez is concerned… long sigh… well… let’s just say he’s UN-concerned.

Day in / day out, that steeped in ignorance, know-nothing, know-it-all, pseudo-scientist sits on his “brain”, [1] bogusly flipping off white lab coated, steeped in time-honored science, learned climatologists, [2] erroneously debunking their decades long, studies and [3] inexcusably refuting (with his mere nuh-uh) their data driven, carefully considered conclusion that humans are responsible for life imperiling, climate change / global warming.

How dare he remain headless / heedless re nature’s retaliatory fury… i.e., the exponentially increasing incidents of damaging and deadly freakish heatwaves / droughts / firestorms… the planet-wide arctic blasts / ice and snow storms… the ferocious wind storms, tornadoes and hurricanes.

Of course such a ‘tude can be readily accounted for. After all, (in all likelihood) the fake prez has never read page one of even one environmentally themed textbook… or for that matter… read any book at all… not even the dust jacket blurbs from his own ghostwritten books which, typically, boast a $#!+ – load of his worthless, self-indulgent delusions.

Hell, the closest he’s ever come to wearing a white lab coat is whenever he (figuratively) dons his white KKK hoodie and robe.

What that all boils down to is that we… who are deeply concerned about securing survival for ourselves (for posterity, too) now find we are waging a two-front battle… [1] AGAINST the fake prez’s all too real ignorance and [2] FOR a cleaner greener planet Earth.

One would think that… at the very least… that lazy bum would know when to step out of the way to allow the tireless, genuine experts do his work for him. Of course, the only way that’d ever likely happen is if climatologists gave credit where no credit was due… i.e., stroked his considerable ego by promising him top billing on all of their hard work.

Look… even if anyone could offer conclusive evidence that humans are not causing climate change, just WTF would be the harm in our cleaning up our home world, anyway?

After all we are talking about the only known planet within our vast universe capable of supporting all life on Earth. Even if there were other habitable worlds, they’d be so distant, humankind might not ever survive the long, multiple millions of light-years journey.

For the sake of re-emphasis… we must accept the findings of our climatologist sleuths / CSI investigators… believe them when they tell us that the climate change culprits are none other than you and me.

Our being cast in that lead role… being the climate change villains / heavies means we must also lead the charge. Before it’s too late (if it’s not too late, already), it’s imperative to right out wrongs. To fail to do so? Well…

If the freakish weather doesn’t kill in an instant, we’ll wind up facing down the slow, time-release death of UV incineration, air pollution asphyxiation, polar icecap meltdown inundation / suffocation and non-arable soil / low crop yields starvation. Welcome to our eventual planet-wide graveyard? It does not have to be that way.

For the sake of brevity… let’s now shrink this post down to a more memorable, bumper sticker length catchphrase…

 

Don’t Dig Climate Change?
That’ll Dig Our Own Graves!